{"id":340,"date":"2010-04-16T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-16T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/16\/excel-twitters-20100416\/"},"modified":"2010-04-16T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-16T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100416","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/16\/excel-twitters-20100416\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100416"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Strippers, pudding and wallpaper. Who says Excel is boring? Good thing I&#8217;m self-employed though, or one of my co-workers would probably be doing a background check on me!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>being the good engineer that I am, I&#8217;ve whipped up an Excel spreadsheet for my (statistical) picks #NHL #needalife <\/li>\n<li>A nice stripper friend sent me an Excel cash flow spreadsheet. Neato. <\/li>\n<li>I can&#8217;t very well solve a problem if it&#8217;s caused by the technical limitations of Excel. <\/li>\n<li>some work on excel spreadsheets cleaning up data. It&#8217;s tedious and doesn&#8217;t pay a lot but it&#8217;s something!! <\/li>\n<li>I just realized that Excel is the duck tape of the world&#8217;s business. Holding everything together, everything would fall apart without #excel <\/li>\n<li>drinking a mojito, watching mythbusters, + working in excel &#8211; I live such an exciting life. #fb <\/li>\n<li>Everything looks wider &#8211; been given an 24&quot; widescreen monitor at work. More room for those Excel spreadsheets&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>my color coded excel spreadsheet for registration looks like a rainbow &#8211; a.k.a too many courses and recitations. <\/li>\n<li>This new Excel is driving me insane. I thought I knew how to use Excel. I am obviously wrong. Windows was NOT my idea. <\/li>\n<li>Excel is exciting? I guess some of the more advanced features can at least be &quot;helpful&quot;. <\/li>\n<li>I really want to do a background check on one of my co-workers. Has a PhD but can&#8217;t work Excel. Completely oblivious to LIFE. <\/li>\n<li>I still do not understand how to use the vlookup formula for excel to assist me for work. <\/li>\n<li>ok excel is workin my nerves right now&#8230;can u just freakin merge the data and let me go on about my day?! <\/li>\n<li>I\u2019m highlighting my cells in Excel in orange. Reminds me of butterscotch. Now I want pudding. <\/li>\n<li>Ever spent 4 hours in a row working in Excel, and then get a feeling like you want to vomit, quit your job and become a hermit? <\/li>\n<li>Excel has so many shades of blue with which to furnish my spreadsheet. I am spoilt for choice. <\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;re three good colors to use in an Excel spreadsheet? <\/li>\n<li>Time for a coffee before I wallpaper my office with Excel charts <\/li>\n<li>I hate looking at spreadsheets people make who are not as geeky about Excel as I am. It gives me a twitch and I just want to reformat them. <\/li>\n<li>When you send me an Excel spreadsheet, I print it and burn it. I&#8217;m telling you so you have a fuller understanding of your carbon footprint. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Templates\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelfiles.html\">Excel Templates<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Strippers, pudding and wallpaper. Who says Excel is boring? Good thing I&#8217;m self-employed though, or one of my co-workers would probably be doing a background check on me! being the good engineer that I am, I&#8217;ve whipped up an Excel spreadsheet for my (statistical) picks #NHL #needalife A nice stripper friend sent me an Excel &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/16\/excel-twitters-20100416\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100416&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=340"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}