{"id":3405,"date":"2018-03-16T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2018-03-16T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3405"},"modified":"2018-03-15T15:38:58","modified_gmt":"2018-03-15T19:38:58","slug":"excel-tweets-roundup-20180316","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2018\/03\/16\/excel-tweets-roundup-20180316\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Tweets Roundup 20180316"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What would you rate your Excel skills, on a scale of 1 to 10? Eleven? Or would you like write a million words, and avoid Excel, because of your anger problems?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/twitter20180316b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"When somebody messes with your Excel formatting\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/twitter20180316b_thumb.png\" alt=\"When somebody messes with your Excel formatting\" width=\"396\" height=\"200\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>my mom just took me to work at 10PM to show her how to do something on excel.<\/li>\n<li>Bro. I\u2019ve had the last 3 days off work and i go back tomorrow and I\u2019m not excited because my manager opened my excel docs and HIGHLIGHTED RANDOM THINGS. i have a specific system and he killed it. Idk who he thinks he is but I\u2019m about to THROW HANDS in collections tomorrow.<\/li>\n<li>I think I have to consider the possibility that I have a serious anger problem, she contemplated during day 2 of working on Microsoft Excel.<\/li>\n<li>It took me 45 minutes to figure out a pivot table and people wonder why I&#8217;d rather just write a million words.<\/li>\n<li>all the work in the world would look manageable if it was sorted on an excel sheet<\/li>\n<li>There is a special, reserved hatred I hold for Excel for Mac.<\/li>\n<li>Excel froze about 7 minutes ago and I&#8217;m just wondering how long I should wait before I end process and sacrifice my work to the CPU gods? @Office #Office365<\/li>\n<li>Just when I thought my profession would never force me to do math&#8230; now I\u2019m a manager using stupid excel codes<\/li>\n<li>Putting borders around my work in excel makes me feel safe.<\/li>\n<li>Sigh&#8230; I got burned by excel today. Due to some weird formatting, 90 cells in a defect list were hidden . Time for a crazy day of code editing lol<\/li>\n<li>So exhausted, I don&#8217;t want to see an Excel workbook for 7000000 years<\/li>\n<li>I once went into an interview and was asked to rate my Excel knowledge on a scale of 1 to 10, I said \u201cI don\u2019t know, 8?\u201d and the immediate reply was \u201cOh yeah, what\u2019s a pivot table?\u201d I did not get the job.<\/li>\n<li>Nerdiest thing I\u2019ve ever said incoming: I love Microsoft excel. X<\/li>\n<li>Overheard at the car wash: \u201cI keep an Excel spreadsheet of all my favorite jokes and their punchlines open in the background at work, just in case.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>My Excel class told me to get creative with the chart&#8230;so I did&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">my mom just took me to work at 10PM to show her how to do something on excel.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Liz (@lizmangoes) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lizmangoes\/status\/973793943849758720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 14, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Bro. I\u2019ve had the last 3 days off work and i go back tomorrow and I\u2019m not excited because my manager opened my excel docs and HIGHLIGHTED RANDOM THINGS. i have a specific system and he killed it. Idk who he thinks he is but I\u2019m about to THROW HANDS in collections tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Emilyy (@emilyylov) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/emilyylov\/status\/973802367522045953?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 14, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">&#8220;I think I have to consider the possibility that I have a serious anger problem,&#8221; she contemplated during day 2 of working on Microsoft Excel.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 n\u00e6t\u0259li (@___eilatan) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/___eilatan\/status\/971803580654084096?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 8, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">It took me 45 minutes to figure out a pivot table and people wonder why I&#8217;d rather just write a million words.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Autumn (@AutumnHaile) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AutumnHaile\/status\/973996928450072577?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 14, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">all the work in the world would look manageable if it was sorted on an excel sheet<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dren M. Pavia (@bredren_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bredren_\/status\/973767359440793601?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 14, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">There is a special, reserved hatred I hold for Excel for Mac.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 pepperdaddyoutai (@code_lemur) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/code_lemur\/status\/973224624149364736?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 12, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Excel froze about 7 minutes ago and I&#8217;m just wondering how long I should wait before I end process and sacrifice my work to the CPU gods? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Office?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@Office<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Office365?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Office365<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 piebyPrincess \u03c0 (@piebypie) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/piebypie\/status\/973721740131033088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 14, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Just when I thought my profession would never force me to do math&#8230; now I\u2019m a manager using stupid excel codes<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Samm (@samassacre_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/samassacre_\/status\/973683780279062529?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 13, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Putting borders around my work in excel makes me feel safe.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kaiti B (@KBelllls) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KBelllls\/status\/973627392542609408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 13, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Sigh&#8230; I got burned by excel today. Due to some weird formatting, 90 cells in a defect list were hidden . Time for a crazy day of code editing lol<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Schr4d3r (@schr4d3r) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/schr4d3r\/status\/973574283631972352?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 13, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">So exhausted, I don&#8217;t want to see an Excel workbook for 7000000 years<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Baby (@Candy_cherriez) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Candy_cherriez\/status\/973719372773625856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 14, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I once went into an interview and was asked to rate my Excel knowledge on a scale of 1 to 10, I said \u201cI don\u2019t know, 8?\u201d and the immediate reply was \u201cOh yeah, what\u2019s a pivot table?\u201d I did not get the job.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ben Dudden (@DudWorks) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DudWorks\/status\/973977453742960645?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 14, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Nerdiest thing I\u2019ve ever said incoming: I love Microsoft excel. X<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Parry (@ParrisNatasha93) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ParrisNatasha93\/status\/974249815944105985?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 15, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Overheard at the car wash: \u201cI keep an Excel spreadsheet of all my favorite jokes and their punchlines open in the background at work, just in case.\u201d <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/T0dy9HOp88\">pic.twitter.com\/T0dy9HOp88<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Waka Flocka Quokka (@BasicAshHoe) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BasicAshHoe\/status\/972583524044804096?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 10, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My Excel class told me to get creative with the chart&#8230;so I did&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/RhKVFHwc8U\">pic.twitter.com\/RhKVFHwc8U<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Fastchevy (@SnG_Fastchevy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SnG_Fastchevy\/status\/973268646977003520?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 12, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/twitter20180316a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"When somebody messes with your Excel formatting http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/twitter20180316a_thumb.png\" alt=\"When somebody messes with your Excel formatting http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"396\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lizmangoes\/status\/973793943849758720\">Liz<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/emilyylov\/status\/973802367522045953\">Emilyy<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/___eilatan\/status\/971803580654084096\">n\u00e6t\u0259li<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AutumnHaile\/status\/973996928450072577\">Autumn<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bredren_\/status\/973767359440793601\">Dren M. 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