{"id":3412,"date":"2018-03-23T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2018-03-23T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3412"},"modified":"2018-03-22T14:56:23","modified_gmt":"2018-03-22T18:56:23","slug":"excel-tweets-roundup-20180323","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2018\/03\/23\/excel-tweets-roundup-20180323\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Tweets Roundup 20180323"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are your Excel projects time-sensitive and life-saving? Is each workbook the most important one ever created? Or do you spend every day relearning Excel, and making shopping lists?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/twitter20180323b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Of course I make my shopping lists in Excel \" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/twitter20180323b_thumb.png\" alt=\"Of course I make my shopping lists in Excel \" width=\"381\" height=\"194\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I work with salaried professionals who merge columns in Excel instead of just making them wider. This pisses me off way more than the Facebook thing.<\/li>\n<li>Reckon I\u2019ve discovered a Life-Hack. Whenever I have to do Excel work that I don\u2019t want to do because it\u2019s crushing my soul, I play the theme tune to ER so I can convince myself I\u2019m doing time-sensitive, life-saving work, filled with jeopardy and ultimately, heroism.<\/li>\n<li>this is the most important excel worksheet ever created<\/li>\n<li>I haven&#8217;t done any of my real work yet today, but I have created two new custom macros and buttons for our excel toolbar add-in. Yes, I&#8217;m aware that&#8217;s nerdy as hell.<\/li>\n<li>i dont like my labpartner but at least he can work with excel and statistics<\/li>\n<li>Do you ever sit down to work some excel magic on a spreadsheet and then realises its been so long that you&#8217;ve forgotten everything<\/li>\n<li>The problem with being semi-proficient in Excel. You spend half a day entering formulas and crafting a chart out of one data source&#8230; Then everyone presumes you can just knock them out on demand for everything.<\/li>\n<li>At work today we have had three users open malicious emails, download excel docs and open them. It&#8217;s 9:22 AM.<\/li>\n<li>At work, way back in 1997 after getting comfortable with Lotus 1-2-3, then suddenly, the company decided MS Excel is the new bride. The rest is history&#8230;..<\/li>\n<li>When you\u2019re good at excel so everyone at work comes to harass you for formulas<\/li>\n<li>No way did I just refer to a 7 hour excel course as a \u201cfun day at work\u201d<\/li>\n<li>omg I did it! Pivot table unlocked! (don&#8217;t mock me; I have some sort of excel block where I must relearn these things over and over, like groundhog day)<\/li>\n<li>How sad is it that I\u2019m ridiculously excited to learn to display a line graph over the top of a bar chart in excel #nerd<\/li>\n<li>Agree! I use it for everything. Grocery list gets put into excel, each item get a numbered code based on store location then sorted and color coded by section. I\u2019m a shopping ninja when arriving at Kroger<\/li>\n<li>Just learned how to code a macro in Excel. I am unstoppable.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I work with salaried professionals who merge columns in Excel instead of just making them wider. This pisses me off way more than the Facebook thing.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Richey (@_Excitable_Boy_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_Excitable_Boy_\/status\/976758246844354562?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 22, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Reckon I\u2019ve discovered a Life-Hack. Whenever I have to do Excel work that I don\u2019t want to do because it\u2019s crushing my soul, I play the theme tune to ER so I can convince myself I\u2019m doing time-sensitive, life-saving work, filled with jeopardy and ultimately, heroism.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Niecy O&#8217;Keeffe (@NiecyOKeeffe) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NiecyOKeeffe\/status\/976444077452521472?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 21, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">this is the most important excel worksheet ever created <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/s4ZVzcxSk8\">pic.twitter.com\/s4ZVzcxSk8<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 epic lose (@uakagi) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/uakagi\/status\/976317061642235905?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 21, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I haven&#8217;t done any of my real work yet today, but I have created two new custom macros and buttons for our excel toolbar add-in. Yes, I&#8217;m aware that&#8217;s nerdy as hell.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Leah Goldsher (@Leela623) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Leela623\/status\/976846576042815490?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 22, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">i dont like my labpartner but at least he can work with excel and statistics<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 iris &#8211; 176 (@kvtbarrell) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kvtbarrell\/status\/976853890556682241?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 22, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Do you ever sit down to work some excel magic on a spreadsheet and then realises its been so long that you&#8217;ve forgotten everything<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Abu Nobody (@ibnfulaan) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ibnfulaan\/status\/975819222323474433?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 19, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">The problem with being semi-proficient in Excel. You spend half a day entering formulas and crafting a chart out of one data source&#8230; Then everyone presumes you can just knock them out on demand for everything.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Fitzmoskal (@fitzmoskal) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/fitzmoskal\/status\/976062015927148544?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 20, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">At work today we have had three users open malicious emails, download excel docs and open them. It&#8217;s 9:22 AM.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Shin (@ShinTheDev) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ShinTheDev\/status\/976086509588766720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 20, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">At work, way back in 1997 after getting comfortable with Lotus 1-2-3, then suddenly, the company decided MS Excel is the new bride. The rest is history&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Joshua Adesoji (@demybk) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/demybk\/status\/976843237553000450?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 22, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When you\u2019re good at excel so everyone at work comes to harass you for formulas <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/132mQkF2S9\">pic.twitter.com\/132mQkF2S9<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Princess (@jaidakiss) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jaidakiss\/status\/976070343432564742?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 20, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">No way did I just refer to a 7 hour excel course as a \u201cfun day at work\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Chelsea Leigh James (@ChelseaLeighJam) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ChelseaLeighJam\/status\/976518846638166020?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 21, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">omg I did it! Pivot table unlocked! (don&#8217;t mock me; I have some sort of excel block where I must relearn these things over and over, like groundhog day)<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Martha Bayne (@marthabayne) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/marthabayne\/status\/975928350018560002?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 20, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">How sad is it that I\u2019m ridiculously excited to learn to display a line graph over the top of a bar chart in excel <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/nerd?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#nerd<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Cassie Jackson (@Cassie_Jackson) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Cassie_Jackson\/status\/976539242443796480?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 21, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Agree! I use it for everything. Grocery list gets put into excel, each item get a numbered code based on store location then sorted and color coded by section. I\u2019m a shopping ninja when arriving at Kroger <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/QwohtN3o7z\">pic.twitter.com\/QwohtN3o7z<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Gallifreyan (DTR) (@gallifreyan74) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gallifreyan74\/status\/976098838284062720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 20, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Just learned how to code a macro in Excel. I am unstoppable.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kayla Rettburg (@UrgRett) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/UrgRett\/status\/974665691579240448?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 16, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/twitter20180323a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Of course I make my shopping lists in Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/twitter20180323a_thumb.png\" alt=\"Of course I make my shopping lists in Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"381\" height=\"381\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_Excitable_Boy_\/status\/976758246844354562\">Richey<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NiecyOKeeffe\/status\/976444077452521472\">Niecy O&#8217;Keeffe<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/uakagi\/status\/976317061642235905\">epic lose<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Leela623\/status\/976846576042815490\">Leah Goldsher<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kvtbarrell\/status\/976853890556682241\">iris &#8211; 176<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ibnfulaan\/status\/975819222323474433\">Abu Nobody<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/fitzmoskal\/status\/976062015927148544\">Fitzmoskal<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ShinTheDev\/status\/976086509588766720\">Shin<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_\/status\/976820797485576192\">Joshua Adesoji<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jaidakiss\/status\/976070343432564742\">Princess <\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ChelseaLeighJam\/status\/976518846638166020\">Chelsea Leigh James<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_\/status\/975923560559599618\">Martha Bayne<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Cassie_Jackson\/status\/976539242443796480\">Cassie Jackson<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_\/status\/975972135540871168\">Gallifreyan (DTR)<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/UrgRett\/status\/974665691579240448\">Kayla Rettburg<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are your Excel projects time-sensitive and life-saving? 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