{"id":3421,"date":"2018-04-06T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2018-04-06T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3421"},"modified":"2018-04-05T14:53:22","modified_gmt":"2018-04-05T18:53:22","slug":"excel-tweets-roundup-20180406","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2018\/04\/06\/excel-tweets-roundup-20180406\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Tweets Roundup 20180406"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are pivot tables easier to make than they use to be? Are pie charts harder than physics class? Can you cough up a spreadsheet at the push of a button? Don&#8217;t let those questions give you nightmares.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/twitter20180406b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"twitter20180406b\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/twitter20180406b_thumb.png\" alt=\"twitter20180406b\" width=\"386\" height=\"196\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Me typing VBA: &#8220;Oops, I accidentally hit enter before I finished this line of code.&#8221;Excel: NOW YOU MUST DIE!!!<\/li>\n<li>Making an Excel Spreadsheet is my go-to &#8220;work around.&#8221; Something&#8217;s not working right? A: Let&#8217;s create a spreadsheet.<\/li>\n<li>i used to have such nice dreams. now all i dream about is work, excel spreadsheets, organizing things, overanalyzing myself, and messing up. i need a new job<\/li>\n<li>I figured out how to do a pivot table on Excel. They&#8217;ve made it WAY easier to do than it was 8-9 years ago.<\/li>\n<li>why is inserting data into a pie chart in excel seemingly just as hard as acing a physics class? asking for a friend<\/li>\n<li>Is it worse to die at work &#8211; heart explodes &#8211; and you go face-first into your keyboard with an unfinished excel formula on the screen or out in the wild, a surprise attack by some yeti or mountain lion?<\/li>\n<li>Stupid burger flippers get a real job- Person who could be replaced by Excel macros<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve never driven drunk, but I imagine it feels an awful lot like me trying to make a pivot table in this massive excel spreadsheet right now. Reckless, unwieldy, and liable to damage something, someone, or myself.<\/li>\n<li>Nothing like teaching myself basic excel for a work project using YouTube vids. What have I gotten myself into here. lol.<\/li>\n<li>When the boss thinks you can cough up some excel sheets just with the push of a button \ud83d\ude42 \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n<li>After a lot of thought, the only advice I&#8217;d give to my younger self would be this:Learn to use VLOOKUP and Pivot Tables in Excel.So much time wasted at work over the past 20 years&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>I did yoga before work today. I feel that my Excel chakras have been aligned.<\/li>\n<li>this summer i have to show my dad how to use excel bc at work he was told to make a spreadsheet and he responded &#8220;whats a spreadsheet&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>This is gonna sound like an incredibly nerdy journalist thing to say but dear god do I love a nice clean pivot table.<\/li>\n<li>The greatest lie ever told is: \u201cYes, I know how to work Excel.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Me typing VBA: &#8220;Oops, I accidentally hit enter before I finished this line of code.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Excel: NOW YOU MUST DIE!!!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tim Trice (@timtrice) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/timtrice\/status\/981937768921227265?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 5, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Making an Excel Spreadsheet is my go-to &#8220;work around.&#8221; Something&#8217;s not working right? A: Let&#8217;s create a spreadsheet.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Captain Fox (@DBBeem) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DBBeem\/status\/981258089239375877?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 3, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">i used to have such nice dreams. now all i dream about is work, excel spreadsheets, organizing things, overanalyzing myself, and messing up. i need a new job<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ashley (@ashleylaurennx3) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ashleylaurennx3\/status\/981868217282031616?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 5, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I figured out how to do a pivot table on Excel.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;ve made it WAY easier to do than it was 8-9 years ago.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mrs. Whomst\u2019ve (@baltimore_lili) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/baltimore_lili\/status\/981167557871779840?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 3, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">why is inserting data into a pie chart in excel seemingly just as hard as acing a physics class? asking for a friend<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Asking For A Friend (@AskingFriend) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AskingFriend\/status\/980904505905700864?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 2, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Is it worse to die at work &#8211; heart explodes &#8211; and you go face-first into your keyboard with an unfinished excel formula on the screen or out in the wild, a surprise attack by some yeti or mountain lion?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ted Bennett (@TedBennett81) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TedBennett81\/status\/981713712506654720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 5, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">&#8220;Stupid burger flippers get a real job&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Person who could be replaced by Excel macros<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Aamir (@akqk) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/akqk\/status\/981368163614035968?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 4, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;ve never driven drunk, but I imagine it feels an awful lot like me trying to make a pivot table in this massive excel spreadsheet right now. Reckless, unwieldy, and liable to damage something, someone, or myself.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Andrew Littlefield (@FSUAndrew) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FSUAndrew\/status\/980881503398891521?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 2, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Nothing like teaching myself basic excel for a work project using YouTube vids. What have I gotten myself into here. lol.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sincitygeek (@sincitygeek) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sincitygeek\/status\/981350447834316800?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 4, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When the boss thinks you can cough up some excel sheets just with the push of a button \ud83d\ude42 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 chalets flowchart (@paintitcat) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/paintitcat\/status\/981423580054540288?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 4, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">After a lot of thought, the only advice I&#8217;d give to my younger self would be this:<\/p>\n<p>Learn to use VLOOKUP and Pivot Tables in Excel.<\/p>\n<p>So much time wasted at work over the past 20 years&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 astrotomato (@astrotomato) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/astrotomato\/status\/981886399614988288?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 5, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I did yoga before work today. I feel that my Excel chakras have been aligned.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Okoye&#8217;s Wig (@CaptKirkeisha) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CaptKirkeisha\/status\/981529826451427328?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 4, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">this summer i have to show my dad how to use excel bc at work he was told to make a spreadsheet and he responded &#8220;whats a spreadsheet&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 lynnze (@kindawhatevr) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kindawhatevr\/status\/980726431322910720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 2, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-cards=\"hidden\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">This is gonna sound like an incredibly nerdy journalist thing to say but dear god do I love a nice clean pivot table. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/1SWjfRAziH\">pic.twitter.com\/1SWjfRAziH<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Doha Madani (@DohaMadani) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DohaMadani\/status\/981254116403007493?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 3, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">The greatest lie ever told is:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes, I know how to work Excel.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Irene Morales (@irene_morales) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/irene_morales\/status\/981642447301132288?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 4, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/twitter20180406a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Are your Excel chakras aligned? http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/twitter20180406a_thumb.png\" alt=\"Are your Excel chakras aligned? http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"386\" height=\"386\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/timtrice\/status\/981937768921227265\">Tim Trice<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_\/status\/981241299398361088\">Captain Fox<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ashleylaurennx3\/status\/981868217282031616\">Ashley <\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/baltimore_lili\/status\/981167557871779840\">Mrs. Whomst\u2019ve<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AskingFriend\/status\/980904505905700864\">Asking For A Friend<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TedBennett81\/status\/981713712506654720\">Ted Bennett<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/akqk\/status\/981368163614035968\">Aamir<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FSUAndrew\/status\/980881503398891521\">Andrew Littlefield<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sincitygeek\/status\/981350447834316800\">Sincitygeek<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/paintitcat\/status\/981423580054540288\">chalets flowchart<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/astrotomato\/status\/981886399614988288\">astrotomato<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CaptKirkeisha\/status\/981529826451427328\">Okoye&#8217;s Wig<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kindawhatevr\/status\/980726431322910720\">lynnze<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DohaMadani\/status\/981254116403007493\">Doha Madani<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/irene_morales\/status\/981642447301132288\">Irene Morales<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are pivot tables easier to make than they use to be? 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