{"id":3446,"date":"2018-05-04T01:02:00","date_gmt":"2018-05-04T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3446"},"modified":"2018-05-03T12:48:47","modified_gmt":"2018-05-03T16:48:47","slug":"excel-tweets-roundup-20180504","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2018\/05\/04\/excel-tweets-roundup-20180504\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Tweets Roundup 20180504"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is Excel like a magic wand, or a cozy blanket? And would you rather have a spreadsheet or a purse shaped like a dragon? Please note &#8211; these questions are not designed to make you cry!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/twitter20180504b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Excel is my magic wand! \" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/twitter20180504b_thumb.png\" alt=\"Excel is my magic wand! \" width=\"396\" height=\"200\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I have a work document titled \u201cIf I had a magic wand\u201d. It is an excel spreadsheet. That should tell you a lot about my work life<\/li>\n<li>Right now excel hates me. It promises big things then after several of hours of work, does follow through. I hate you excel.<\/li>\n<li>of course I want to enable editing on this excel workbook do you think i&#8217;m here for some light reading<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve been trying to work out what&#8217;s wrong with an Excel thing for about three hours, I&#8217;m tired and I&#8217;m about ready to cry<\/li>\n<li>Excel Art!! I&#8217;m going to make note of this for future work entertainment purposes!<\/li>\n<li>Adult birthdays are weird. On one hand, I&#8217;m at work working on excel spreadsheets. On another, my sister gave me a purse shaped like a dragon. Happy 24?<\/li>\n<li>When you try to make a map for your first ever mini DnD campaign but all you got to work with is Excel<\/li>\n<li>The majority of my weekend afternoon was spent creating, formatting, and coding from scratch a 13-sheet Excel workbook for work. It is my magnum opus.<\/li>\n<li>When you&#8217;re both the tech adn design kid in the house, your mom will make you work resizing charts in Excel.<\/li>\n<li>INTP here, and I swear to god I have an excel spreadsheet that collates individuals&#8217; personality test results along with their colleagues&#8217; perspectives and plots it all on a chart to get a more holistic &#8220;360 view&#8221; of yourself.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cMicrosoft Excel has stopped working\u201d. Well then, I want to work so what must happen?<\/li>\n<li>I finally got a complicated excel equation to work correctly after two days of trying to build it. My coworkers are a little surprised by my level of excitement.<\/li>\n<li>Hey folks that don&#8217;t like excel: how about you keep your excel-shaming to yourself? I don&#8217;t come at you uninvited and insinuate you are stupid for using [insert your preferred method]. No one appreciates being your self-aggrandization whipping boy. Good talk.<\/li>\n<li>Too much code. Not enough brain. Can I go back to access and excel now? They\u2019re like a warm cozy blanket of not trying to kill me<\/li>\n<li>I love job descriptions that say \u201cMust have a love for Excel!\u201d like that person actually exists<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I have a work document titled \u201cIf I had a magic wand\u201d. It is an excel spreadsheet. That should tell you a lot about my work life<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Vinitha (@vinitha) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/vinitha\/status\/991441568350588929?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 1, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Right now excel hates me. It promises big things then after several of hours of work, does follow through. I hate you excel.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Erin Ferguson (@doodlesbyerin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/doodlesbyerin\/status\/991513476639199232?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 2, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">of course I want to enable editing on this excel workbook do you think i&#8217;m here for some light reading<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Taylor Cotter (@taylorcotter) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/taylorcotter\/status\/990972568873177088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 30, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;ve been trying to work out what&#8217;s wrong with an Excel thing for about three hours, I&#8217;m tired and I&#8217;m about ready to cry<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 sam (cat pics account) (@mardirooster) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mardirooster\/status\/991778521226858502?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 2, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Excel Art!! I&#8217;m going to make note of this for future work entertainment purposes!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kristen-KindnessHeda (@Kindnesskru) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Kindnesskru\/status\/991830606064611331?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 3, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Adult birthdays are weird. On one hand, I&#8217;m at work working on excel spreadsheets. On another, my sister gave me a purse shaped like a dragon. Happy 24?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Samantha Franks (@SammiSpeaks) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SammiSpeaks\/status\/992036561696026625?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 3, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When you try to make a map for your first ever mini DnD campaign but all you got to work with is Excel <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/3Iu843lh2W\">pic.twitter.com\/3Iu843lh2W<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Herne (@yharnamesque) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/yharnamesque\/status\/991415365669449729?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 1, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">The majority of my weekend afternoon was spent creating, formatting, and coding from scratch a 13-sheet Excel workbook for work. It is my magnum opus.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 eZg (@__eZg__) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/__eZg__\/status\/990723596178939905?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 29, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When you&#8217;re both the tech adn design kid in the house, your mom will make you work resizing charts in Excel. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/bLqxDwSWWZ\">pic.twitter.com\/bLqxDwSWWZ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 M A Y A R I (@saiza_chan) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/saiza_chan\/status\/991943741475700736?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 3, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">INTP here, and I swear to god I have an excel spreadsheet that collates individuals&#8217; personality test results along with their colleagues&#8217; perspectives and plots it all on a chart to get a more holistic &#8220;360 view&#8221; of yourself.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 tommy pearce (@jt_pearce) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jt_pearce\/status\/991836571577016321?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 3, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">\u201cMicrosoft Excel has stopped working\u201d. Well then, I want to work so what must happen?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Original Fear Fokkol (@DoesHappen) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DoesHappen\/status\/992030758318559232?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 3, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I finally got a complicated excel equation to work correctly after two days of trying to build it. My coworkers are a little surprised by my level of excitement.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 slackerina (@slackerina) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/slackerina\/status\/991776178414542849?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 2, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Hey folks that don&#8217;t like excel: how about you keep your excel-shaming to yourself? I don&#8217;t come at you uninvited and insinuate you are stupid for using [insert your preferred method]. No one appreciates being your self-aggrandization whipping boy.<\/p>\n<p>Good talk.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jeff Havig (@JeffHavig) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JeffHavig\/status\/991743301664542720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 2, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Too much code. Not enough brain. Can I go back to access and excel now? They\u2019re like a warm cozy blanket of not trying to kill me<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Lily (@thatlilqt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thatlilqt\/status\/989955887010791426?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 27, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I love job descriptions that say \u201cMust have a love for Excel!\u201d like that person actually exists<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 shick (@Shicktweets) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Shicktweets\/status\/991814693353385989?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 2, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/twitter20180504a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Excel is my magic wand! http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/twitter20180504a_thumb.png\" alt=\"Excel is my magic wand! http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"396\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/vinitha\/status\/991441568350588929\">Vinitha<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/doodlesbyerin\/status\/991513476639199232\">Erin Ferguson<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/taylorcotter\/status\/990972568873177088\">Taylor Cotter <\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mardirooster\/status\/991778521226858502\">sam (cat pics account)<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_\/status\/991733683102076929\">Kristen-KindnessHeda<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SammiSpeaks\/status\/992036561696026625\">Samantha Franks<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/yharnamesque\/status\/991415365669449729\">Herne<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/__eZg__\/status\/990723596178939905\">eZg<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/saiza_chan\/status\/991943741475700736\">M A Y A R I<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_\/status\/991729837374099456\">tommy pearce<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DoesHappen\/status\/992030758318559232\">Original Fear Fokkol<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/slackerina\/status\/991776178414542849\">slackerina<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JeffHavig\/status\/991743301664542720\">Jeff Havig<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thatlilqt\/status\/989955887010791426\">Lily<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Shicktweets\/status\/991814693353385989\">shick<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is Excel like a magic wand, or a cozy blanket? 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