{"id":345,"date":"2010-04-22T00:04:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-22T04:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/22\/excel-twitter-20100422\/"},"modified":"2010-04-22T00:04:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-22T04:04:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100422","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/22\/excel-twitter-20100422\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100422"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Earth Day 2010! Do your part to save the environment by not throwing your computer out the window. And learn a few new Excel shortcuts, to help save energy.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If I throw my computer out the window, do you think THAT will fix my Excel spreadsheet? <\/li>\n<li>New boss,&quot;This doesn&#8217;t look ANYTHING like the Access Dbase I saw in class!&quot; Me,&quot;Uh&#8230;Because it&#8217;s an Excel spreadsheet&quot; #Fail <\/li>\n<li>Sitting training room about to do an hour long Excel 2007&#8230; gah, boring! But IT guy promised us pies if we are good and don&#8217;t ask questions <\/li>\n<li>Just finished an excel spreadsheet ABOUT a book, so the &quot;book1.xls&quot; default came in quite handy. Off to write about my physician in Word #fb <\/li>\n<li>I get way too excited when I realize that I have mastered new excel short-cuts that shave milliseconds off of my work #nerd <\/li>\n<li>To my young professionals: when you are making a presentation please don&#8217;t put an entire excel spreadsheet in one of your slides. <\/li>\n<li>my work involves me staring at excel sheets. now even my course at stanford does. WHY WON&#8217;T EXCEL EVER LEAVE ME ALONE? <\/li>\n<li>Goldman Sachs sees its profit for the first quarter of 2010 nearly double after viewing Excel spreadsheet whilst drunk. <\/li>\n<li>Watching people &quot;really work&quot; is fascinating. The guy in front of me is doing stuff in Excel that I&#8217;ve never seen before. <\/li>\n<li>okay, you guys&#8230;i&#8217;m terrified. i&#8217;m supposed to prove i have advanced excel skills by tomorrow at four&#8230;with sleep and work in between. <\/li>\n<li>I think Excel (or was it Lotus 123) is the main reason I switched my major from Accounting to English in University. I used to be a #&#8217;s geek <\/li>\n<li>So maybe it makes me a ginormous geek, but I love the feeling of getting a mile-long Excel formula to do exactly what you want. <\/li>\n<li>Out of the office today for one-on-one learning dealio of Excel Macros. I guess no one else was interested. I &lt;3 Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Trouble is that it&#8217;s really hard to add validation etc. to Excel. Source of many problems. <\/li>\n<li>last time I had to do excel was when I was forced to compile an English to Elvish (my version) dictionary. When geek go bad <\/li>\n<li>Starting my morning with Excel Pivot Tables training just really killed my day. <\/li>\n<li>Not sure what I did to be banished to spreadsheet hell for the morning. Possibly cause I&#8217;m the only one with a vague grasp of excel&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s painful watching people use excel poorly. Functions, people. Make them work for you. <\/li>\n<li>Ok first I&#8217;m sick, then I quit smoking, then the machine was out of pepsi, now I&#8217;m having to teach people excel charts! *scream* <\/li>\n<li>Your report&#8217;s broken. &quot;How so?&quot; &quot;It runs fine, but when I start changing the exported Excel spreadsheet, it doesn&#8217;t change right.&quot; &quot;&#8230;&quot; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Keyboard Shortcuts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excel.htm\">Excel Keyboard Shortcuts<\/a>&#160; <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Table Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Table Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Earth Day 2010! Do your part to save the environment by not throwing your computer out the window. And learn a few new Excel shortcuts, to help save energy. If I throw my computer out the window, do you think THAT will fix my Excel spreadsheet? New boss,&quot;This doesn&#8217;t look ANYTHING like the Access &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/22\/excel-twitter-20100422\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100422&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}