{"id":3461,"date":"2018-05-18T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2018-05-18T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3461"},"modified":"2018-05-17T14:28:16","modified_gmt":"2018-05-17T18:28:16","slug":"excel-tweets-roundup-20180518","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2018\/05\/18\/excel-tweets-roundup-20180518\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Tweets Roundup 20180518"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are spiders guarding your spreadsheets? Does that idea give you nightmares, or is that less frightening than working on someone else&#8217;s Excel workbook?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/twitter20180518b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Waiting for Excel to start again \" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/twitter20180518b_thumb.png\" alt=\"Waiting for Excel to start again \" width=\"401\" height=\"203\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Every 6 months or so I try using a #PivotTable. About an hour later I\u2019m wishing my short-term memory was longer than 5.5 months.<\/li>\n<li>Well there\u2019s your problem lol. Other people\u2019s excel documents are my nightmare.<\/li>\n<li>Editing my thesis Time spent on actual changes: 5%Time spent waiting for Powepoint and Excel to reboot after crashing due to their apparent inability to handle simple formatting changes: 95%I\u2019d make this into a pie chart but it would take an additional 45 minutes.<\/li>\n<li>My boss compared to me Han Solo because I formatted his Excel spreadsheet and that&#8217;s my whole grad school application right there.<\/li>\n<li>Achievement Unlocked! &#8220;In Excelsis Deo: Your exotic conditional formatting code made Excel ascend to reside among the angels!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>a) I actually love Excelb) I feel procrastinating does not get the credit it deserves<\/li>\n<li>My sister walked me through a step-by-step solution to an irritating Excel pivot table problem, on the phone without looking at Excel. Jaw-dropping<\/li>\n<li>My Excel sheet of the 90&#8217;s gaming mags in my parents garage. I would love to read back through them but&#8230;a)there&#8217;s a lot&#8230;b)spiders guard them #retrogaming #retrogamer #retrogame<\/li>\n<li>Me: *screams at Excel*Boss: Well, what about this completely obvious thing?Me: &#8230;&#8230;.Me: &#8230;&#8230;Me: THANK YOU. *growl*<\/li>\n<li>The older I get the more I love excel. It&#8217;s just so adaptable!!<\/li>\n<li>I just sent my boss an excel sheet y\u2019all. Officially a supervisor.<\/li>\n<li>I just told excel to calculate a chart on 86000+ samples and it\u2019s going about as well as you can imagine.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Every 6 months or so I try using a <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/PivotTable?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#PivotTable<\/a>. About an hour later I\u2019m wishing my short-term memory was longer than 5.5 months.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ady Coles (@adycoles) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/adycoles\/status\/996382360475185152?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 15, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Well there\u2019s your problem lol. Other people\u2019s excel documents are my nightmare.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 EvolvingWild (@EvolvingWild) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EvolvingWild\/status\/996266397444530176?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 15, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Editing my thesis<\/p>\n<p>Time spent on actual changes: 5%<\/p>\n<p>Time spent waiting for Powepoint and Excel to reboot after crashing due to their apparent inability to handle simple formatting changes: 95%<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019d make this into a pie chart but it would take an additional 45 minutes.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Melissa (@mcastig) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mcastig\/status\/995380858944139264?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 12, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My boss compared to me Han Solo because I formatted his Excel spreadsheet and that&#8217;s my whole grad school application right there.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Zach Meskell (@FilteredZach) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FilteredZach\/status\/996831073895108609?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 16, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Achievement Unlocked! &#8220;In Excelsis Deo: Your exotic conditional formatting code made Excel ascend to reside among the angels!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mark Kriegsman (@MarkKriegsman) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MarkKriegsman\/status\/997152396508884997?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 17, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">a) I actually love Excel<br \/>\nb) I feel procrastinating does not get the credit it deserves<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Rebecca Smedley (@becsmog) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/becsmog\/status\/996201616498814976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 15, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My sister walked me through a step-by-step solution to an irritating Excel pivot table problem, on the phone without looking at Excel. Jaw-dropping<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Patricia Treble (@PatriciaTreble) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PatriciaTreble\/status\/996715822100959232?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 16, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My Excel sheet of the 90&#8217;s gaming mags in my parents garage. I would love to read back through them but&#8230;a)there&#8217;s a lot&#8230;b)spiders guard them <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/retrogaming?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#retrogaming<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/retrogamer?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#retrogamer<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/retrogame?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#retrogame<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/iaFCxu508Q\">pic.twitter.com\/iaFCxu508Q<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Lionbum (@lionbum) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lionbum\/status\/996311006040285184?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 15, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Me: *screams at Excel*<br \/>\nBoss: Well, what about this completely obvious thing?<br \/>\nMe: &#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\nMe: &#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\nMe: THANK YOU. *growl*<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Shiloh Carroll (@medievalismish) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/medievalismish\/status\/996755870678646786?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 16, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">The older I get the more I love excel. It&#8217;s just so adaptable!!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 turnip shepherd (@tinymattresses) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tinymattresses\/status\/996146215522889739?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 14, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I just sent my boss an excel sheet y\u2019all. Officially a supervisor.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Cam G (@RealBoyzCRY) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RealBoyzCRY\/status\/996492939605020674?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 15, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I just told excel to calculate a chart on 86000+ samples and it\u2019s going about as well as you can imagine. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/NLVvsCbfP8\">pic.twitter.com\/NLVvsCbfP8<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ben Jackson (@innismir) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/innismir\/status\/996214136299237376?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 15, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/twitter20180518a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Waiting for Excel to start again http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/twitter20180518a_thumb.png\" alt=\"Waiting for Excel to start again http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"401\" height=\"402\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3><a name=\"all\"><\/a>_____________________<\/h3>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/adycoles\/status\/996382360475185152\">Ady Coles<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_\/status\/996266023358730240\">EvolvingWild<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mcastig\/status\/995380858944139264\">Melissa<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FilteredZach\/status\/996831073895108609\">Zach Meskell<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MarkKriegsman\/status\/997152396508884997\">Mark Kriegsman<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_\/status\/996200832348520448\">Rebecca Smedley<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PatriciaTreble\/status\/996715822100959232\">Patricia Treble<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lionbum\/status\/996311006040285184\">Lionbum<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/medievalismish\/status\/996755870678646786\">Shiloh Carroll<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_\/status\/996144803632046081\">turnip shepherd<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RealBoyzCRY\/status\/996492939605020674\">Cam G<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/innismir\/status\/996214136299237376\">Ben Jackson<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are spiders guarding your spreadsheets? 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