{"id":347,"date":"2010-04-24T00:05:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-24T04:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/24\/excel-twitter-20100424\/"},"modified":"2010-04-24T00:05:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-24T04:05:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100424","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/24\/excel-twitter-20100424\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100424"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pimms? I had to Google that, and it seems like a good choice for a long Excel session. Oh, the things you learn in Twitter on a Friday afternoon!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>There is one right way to use charts in Excel. There are a bazillion wrong ways to use charts in Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Status: excel-hang, groove-hang, fb-not hang! So what the heck am I supposed to do? Fb? haaa. <\/li>\n<li>First Pimms of the year. At my desk. Doing excel. <\/li>\n<li>feels like an excel genuis today and will celebrate by playing golf, going out to dinner, and watching MBAs beat Faculty in basketball! \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>I hate you Excel VBA Dictionary Object. <\/li>\n<li>It amuses me when I walk behind my staff&#8217;s desks, and they quickly minimize their distractions and an Excel Spreadsheet appears. <\/li>\n<li>I just took a wild leap of faith: uploaded an Excel spreadsheet to Google Docs. What will they dream up next? Men on the moon? Sliced bread? <\/li>\n<li>Some idiot just sent me his CV in a MS Excel file. In it he states that he knows how to use among other software, MS Office. #fail <\/li>\n<li>Bowzer&#8217;s at work today. He still hasn&#8217;t learned the SUM() formula in excel, + its alrdy 9:30. I think we might have to send this one home. <\/li>\n<li>Friday afternoon. *sigh* &#8230; Have resorted to Excel spreadsheet + highlighter pens. Which is, of course, just colouring-in for grownups. <\/li>\n<li>No longer hiding my vlookup and pivot table skillz. Full fledged nerd alert! <\/li>\n<li>is there any way we can make excel files go through the network quicker? oh. god. <\/li>\n<li>Microsoft rep actually just said: &quot;features you would expect in a modern Pivot Table experience.&quot; <\/li>\n<li>my macbook has turned from my favourite gadget to an enemy I wanna hit with a hummer &#8211; y won&#8217;t number jus work like excel ? <\/li>\n<li>I want to say &quot;Still got it!&quot;, but when &#8216;it&#8217; is the ability to solve laborious problems with interlinked Excel formulae, it seems less cool. <\/li>\n<li>So I stop what I&#8217;m doing to help a coworker with Excel and their corrupt file shuts down my system and I lose an hours work. Thanks <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Table Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Table Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pimms? I had to Google that, and it seems like a good choice for a long Excel session. Oh, the things you learn in Twitter on a Friday afternoon! There is one right way to use charts in Excel. There are a bazillion wrong ways to use charts in Excel. Status: excel-hang, groove-hang, fb-not hang! &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/24\/excel-twitter-20100424\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100424&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=347"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}