{"id":3495,"date":"2018-06-29T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2018-06-29T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3495"},"modified":"2018-06-28T14:23:41","modified_gmt":"2018-06-28T18:23:41","slug":"excel-tweets-roundup-20180629","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2018\/06\/29\/excel-tweets-roundup-20180629\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Tweets Roundup 20180629"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What is your Excel nightmare? Formulas that don&#8217;t work? Colour-coordinated vacation spreadsheets? Whispering pivot tables? Everything? Welcome to Purgatory!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/twitter20180629b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"Pivot Tables are Excel\u2019s Superheroes\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/twitter20180629b_thumb.png\" alt=\"Pivot Tables are Excel\u2019s Superheroes\" width=\"411\" height=\"208\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Does excel actually work for anyone??? Asking from my grave<\/li>\n<li>The cocoon scene from Aliens but with my new (and poorly created) pivot table writhing as it whispers, \u201cKill me.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>nothing says exciting life like coming home from a tough day at work and watching youtube videos on complex math and excel tips and tricks<\/li>\n<li>If you want to know how bored I am at work, the very last cell in Excel is 1048576 XFD<\/li>\n<li>Boss: I need the last 2 fiscal years numbers in one hour or I\u2019m writing you up! *staring at my screen* Me: Closes my Craft Brew master spreadsheet w\/ breakdown by beer, breweries, types, ABV, locations served, and happy hour prices<\/li>\n<li>I\u2019ve seen the words \u201corder\u201d and \u201crevenue\u201d so much in this stupid Excel class that I\u2019m starting to question how they are spelled.<\/li>\n<li>just figured out how to do something new on excel at work and thought \u201cwow that\u2019s really cool\u201d i\u2019ll be in hell if you need me<\/li>\n<li>Mastering the pivot table in Excel is a lot like being a superhero. With great power comes great responsibility.<\/li>\n<li>When you teach yourself a new skill on excel at work&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>I now dream of excel and then wake up in a panic because I either solved the problem or made it worse. No rest for the wicked.<\/li>\n<li>I liked Summer better when it was freeze tag and water slides and not Excel spreadsheets and unrealistic work goals.<\/li>\n<li>My mom makes EXCEL SPREADSHEETS for everyone in my family when we go on vacation so they know what to pack, which is already extra enough, and today she came down and said \u201chere are everyone\u2019s spreadsheets, I COLOR COORDINATED them by what color reminds me of your personality\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Mine is where my Excel spreadsheet formulas just won&#8217;t work right. If there is a Purgatory for accountants, I think it would be like this.<\/li>\n<li>I just figured out pivot tables in Excel, which may not be a big thing, but it was exactly the victory I needed today.<\/li>\n<li>If you haven&#8217;t had to work with Excel recently, count yourself lucky<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Does excel actually work for anyone??? Asking from my grave<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 sheezus (@itsdarrylwhoop) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/itsdarrylwhoop\/status\/1012111034407051264?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 27, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">The cocoon scene from Aliens but with my new (and poorly created) pivot table writhing as it whispers, \u201cKill me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Suzanne Loranca-Clark (@SRLoranc) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SRLoranc\/status\/1011809055529152512?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 27, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">nothing says exciting life like coming home from a tough day at work and watching youtube videos on complex math and excel tips and tricks<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 joooooooooe (@OsakaJooooooooe) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OsakaJooooooooe\/status\/1012336461268414464?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 28, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">If you want to know how bored I am at work, the very last cell in Excel is 1048576 XFD<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Chris Tealey (@ChrisTealey) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ChrisTealey\/status\/1012053375553277953?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 27, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Boss: I need the last 2 fiscal years numbers in one hour or I\u2019m writing you up! *staring at my screen*<\/p>\n<p>Me: Closes my Craft Brew master spreadsheet w\/ breakdown by beer, breweries, types, ABV, locations served, and happy hour prices <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/4YC4Q5074Q\">pic.twitter.com\/4YC4Q5074Q<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Stinas (@Stinas5) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Stinas5\/status\/1011426808301047808?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 26, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I\u2019ve seen the words \u201corder\u201d and \u201crevenue\u201d so much in this stupid Excel class that I\u2019m starting to question how they are spelled.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Maggie W. (@MaggieSuzanne) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MaggieSuzanne\/status\/1011469819911254018?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 26, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">just figured out how to do something new on excel at work and thought \u201cwow that\u2019s really cool\u201d i\u2019ll be in hell if you need me<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 clay (@dawsons_creek12) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dawsons_creek12\/status\/1012366722622468096?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 28, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Mastering the pivot table in Excel is a lot like being a superhero. With great power comes great responsibility.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mai (@mailimson) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mailimson\/status\/1012221744470347776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 28, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When you teach yourself a new skill on excel at work&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/xvTo8MRZC0\">pic.twitter.com\/xvTo8MRZC0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tina Bartlett-McAvoy (@tinabmcavoy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tinabmcavoy\/status\/1012260112029843456?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 28, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I now dream of excel and then wake up in a panic because I either solved the problem or made it worse. No rest for the wicked.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 CreamOfTheCaptain (@Calico_Cream) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Calico_Cream\/status\/1011881922501464064?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 27, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I liked Summer better when it was freeze tag and water slides and not Excel spreadsheets and unrealistic work goals.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Trey Parks (@realtreyparks) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/realtreyparks\/status\/1011231249510346752?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 25, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My mom makes EXCEL SPREADSHEETS for everyone in my family when we go on vacation so they know what to pack, which is already extra enough, and today she came down and said \u201chere are everyone\u2019s spreadsheets, I COLOR COORDINATED them by what color reminds me of your personality\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 sam (@sillllllysammi) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sillllllysammi\/status\/1011960050955575299?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 27, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Mine is where my Excel spreadsheet formulas just won&#8217;t work right. If there is a Purgatory for accountants, I think it would be like this.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 StevetheVole (@m_volestrangler) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/m_volestrangler\/status\/1012213893329047552?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 28, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I just figured out pivot tables in Excel, which may not be a big thing, but it was exactly the victory I needed today.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kelli Lydon (@Kelli_Lydon) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Kelli_Lydon\/status\/1011797555469082624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 27, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">If you haven&#8217;t had to work with Excel recently, count yourself lucky<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 DareDavis (@Prof_Anity) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Prof_Anity\/status\/1011357804324630529?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 25, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/twitter20180629a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"Pivot Tables are Excel\u2019s Superheroes https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/twitter20180629a_thumb.png\" alt=\"Pivot Tables are Excel\u2019s Superheroes https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"411\" height=\"411\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/itsdarrylwhoop\/status\/1012111034407051264\">sheezus<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SRLoranc\/status\/1011809055529152512\">Suzanne Loranca-Clark<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OsakaJooooooooe\/status\/1012336461268414464\">joooooooooe<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ChrisTealey\/status\/1012053375553277953\">Chris Tealey<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Stinas5\/status\/1011426808301047808\">Stinas<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MaggieSuzanne\/status\/1011469819911254018\">Maggie W. <\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dawsons_creek12\/status\/1012366722622468096\">clay<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mailimson\/status\/1012221744470347776\">Mai<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tinabmcavoy\/status\/1012260112029843456\">Tina Bartlett-McAvoy<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Calico_Cream\/status\/1011881922501464064\">CreamOfTheCaptain<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/realtreyparks\/status\/1011231249510346752\">Trey Parks<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sillllllysammi\/status\/1011960050955575299\">Sam<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_\/status\/1012116342495825920\">StevetheVole<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Kelli_Lydon\/status\/1011797555469082624\">Kelli Lydon<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Prof_Anity\/status\/1011357804324630529\">DareDavis<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What is your Excel nightmare? 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