{"id":351,"date":"2010-04-29T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-29T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/29\/excel-twitter-20100429\/"},"modified":"2010-04-29T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-29T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100429","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/29\/excel-twitter-20100429\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100429"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a bit early for Christmas lists, but a robot that can use Excel sounds like a good idea. My robot only does the vacuuming, so maybe it&#8217;s time for a new model.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Going crazy and need vacation. Spent 5 minutes trying to figure out why a number in my spreadsheet was negative&#8230;it was dust on my screen. <\/li>\n<li>God forgive me for my sins&#8230;I&#8217;m not a damned Excel developer! <\/li>\n<li>is working off a 40mb shared excel workbook. its making me anxious. i hope excel keeps up his end of the deal and not die on us. <\/li>\n<li>making the world a better place, one Excel spreadsheet at a time. <\/li>\n<li>I WAS done with my 3hrs of work in Excel until I hit the &quot;Restore down&quot; that was really the &quot;Close&quot; button &amp; thinking the dialog pop up&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Excel files sometimes reach the status of true artistic masterpieces. Sadly, like art, they can drive their curators mad. <\/li>\n<li>After trying to parse through a bunch of test feedback in a spreadsheet, I propose we make Excel a controlled substance. Ick. <\/li>\n<li>Saying it&#8217;s not PPT&#8217;s fault is like saying that it&#8217;s not Excel&#8217;s fault that people make crappy charts. Defaults &amp; options matter! <\/li>\n<li>Colleague reading &quot;Excel for Dummies&quot; saying &#8216;Ooooh that&#8217;s too advanced for me!&#8217;. #fail <\/li>\n<li>There is a mistake in my spreadsheet of woe, and I don&#8217;t have to fix it because Excel is now an official seizure trigger. #SilverLining <\/li>\n<li>If you&#8217;re considering getting me any kind of robot for Christmas this year, please make sure it&#8217;s adept at killing and Excel. <\/li>\n<li>excel conquered for the moment, brain damage only mild. results proving interesting <\/li>\n<li>this micorsoft excel work isnt no joke..ughh idk how my mom is going to pass her test when i been doing her homework.. <\/li>\n<li>you cant help people that don&#8217;t wanna be helped. Excel is easy, and if she doesn&#8217;t want your help then so be it. <\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel for Mac: Stop corrupting all my spreadsheets. I don&#8217;t want to use Numbers, but I will. <\/li>\n<li>I got 99 problems and Excel ain&#8217;t one <\/li>\n<li>I just spent 4 hours working on a really dorky excel spreadsheet budget. I love the formulas&#8230; the results, not so much. <\/li>\n<li>Maybe I need to get out more. When a pivot table in a spreadsheet moves one on an emotional level, something is definitely not right&#8230; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Data Entry Tips\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlDataEntry01.html\">Excel Data Entry Tips<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Table Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Table Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a bit early for Christmas lists, but a robot that can use Excel sounds like a good idea. My robot only does the vacuuming, so maybe it&#8217;s time for a new model. Going crazy and need vacation. Spent 5 minutes trying to figure out why a number in my spreadsheet was negative&#8230;it was dust &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/29\/excel-twitter-20100429\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100429&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=351"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}