{"id":353,"date":"2010-05-01T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-01T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/01\/excel-twitter-20100501\/"},"modified":"2010-05-01T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-01T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100501","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/01\/excel-twitter-20100501\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100501"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s May Day! As in the first day of May celebration, not &quot;Send help! My Excel worksheet has hit an iceberg!&quot; But now that Excel has a Ribbon, it&#8217;s better suited to those maypole dances.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If I&#8217;m going to build an Excel spreadsheet, I&#8217;m going to use pretty pastel colours. So there. <\/li>\n<li>Excel can&#8217;t open two different docs with the same name at once. &quot;Hi! I&#8217;d like to join the Office dev team!&quot; &quot;Sorry, we already have a Matt.&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Things that are not worth picking a fight with me about: the kind of coffee I&#8217;ve purchased or leaving a shared spreadsheet open. Srsly. <\/li>\n<li>Never a good sign when Excel doesn&#8217;t ask you to save changes after a day&#8217;s worth of work. <\/li>\n<li>Dear God..I wasnt born to math. Can you please make Excel and all its charts disappear? Thank you <\/li>\n<li>Biggest accomplishment at work today? Drawing a robot in microsoft excel. And yes, I am a badass. <\/li>\n<li>I probably shouldn&#8217;t get so excited over putting together Excel presentations.. but I sure do make some mean graphs. \ud83d\ude00 <\/li>\n<li>Say WHAT!?! Preview mode of my spreadsheet says there are 48070 pages. Uhm, I only have 18 rows at this point. Columns must be a mess&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Someone just called a spreadsheet I did &quot;pretty&quot; weird&#8230;because pretty is not a word I&#8217;d use to describe any of Microsoft&#8217;s output! <\/li>\n<li>One redeeming factor Numbers has over Excel is that you can append a floating sticky note to a spreadsheet window in Numbers. <\/li>\n<li>Oh good god. If the guy sitting behind me doesn&#8217;t shut up about his Excel spreadsheet FAIL I will actually kill him. With my bare hands. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve got tea and I&#8217;ve got a Lion bar. Now I can tackle the spreadsheet from hell. <\/li>\n<li>I find it odd that excel only lets me update 10 pivot tables before crashing. <\/li>\n<li>Taking an Excel class at work. I made a Batman spreadsheet. For when he uses our meeting room. <\/li>\n<li>sometimes i think chiseling my spreadsheet into a stone tablet would be faster than this computer that hates excel <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Table Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Table Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s May Day! As in the first day of May celebration, not &quot;Send help! My Excel worksheet has hit an iceberg!&quot; But now that Excel has a Ribbon, it&#8217;s better suited to those maypole dances. If I&#8217;m going to build an Excel spreadsheet, I&#8217;m going to use pretty pastel colours. So there. 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