{"id":3537,"date":"2018-09-07T00:03:00","date_gmt":"2018-09-07T04:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3537"},"modified":"2018-09-06T16:36:29","modified_gmt":"2018-09-06T20:36:29","slug":"excel-tweets-roundup-20180907","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2018\/09\/07\/excel-tweets-roundup-20180907\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Tweets Roundup 20180907"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d watch a television show about pivot tables \u2013 would you? Or are you too busy earning gold stars and wrapping gifts with pages from old Excel books?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/twitter20180907b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0px currentcolor; display: inline; background-image: none;\" title=\"I\u2019d watch a show about pivot tables! https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/twitter20180907b_thumb.png\" alt=\"I\u2019d watch a show about pivot tables! https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"403\" height=\"203\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I used excel today to calculate a real life problem. College must be paying off.<\/li>\n<li>today I used pages from an old \u201cexcel 2007 for dummies\u201d workbook as wrapping paper. am i ingenious or cheap?!<\/li>\n<li>afternoon orc. is it weird to spend an evening off excitedly filtering excel sheets and playing with pivot tables for data?<\/li>\n<li>I love that you were actually sent a gold star by Excel. Just never use it to calculate the square root of -2 or you\u2019ll open the mythical MSvortex.<\/li>\n<li>My biggest work concern today is being able to download add-ins for excel without issues&#8230;probably won&#8217;t happen<\/li>\n<li>If the whole show was just him doing pivot tables in Excel, it would be my favorite<\/li>\n<li>Is there a way to set an in-person away message: &#8220;working on complicated excel problem &#8211; turn around and walk away&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Anybody who looks at the excel source code has their face melted off like raiders of the lost ark<\/li>\n<li>Need to ask my boss if I can take next Friday and Monday off for my cousin&#8217;s wedding but he is generally an angry man and just lost a bunch of data on his Excel Workbook.<\/li>\n<li>When you say you are an expert in excel, it means you are creating pivot tables, building Data models and managing macros. Not adding 1+1.<\/li>\n<li>I love that \u2018print so small that nobody can read it\u2019 function that excel has. It\u2019s so useful.<\/li>\n<li>That feeling when the excel equation works to perfection and saves you approximately 2 hours of work.<\/li>\n<li>Just worked for a straight hour on a frequency chart in excel and I hadn\u2019t saved yet and I accidentally hit control W. Goodbye world<\/li>\n<li>My 8 year old daughter asked me if I could help her make a bar chart in #Excel. Best Father\u2019s Day ever ! #prouddad<\/li>\n<li>I learned how to make a pivot table yesterday. Move OVER, nerds!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I used excel today to calculate a real life problem. College must be paying off.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u90d1\u4e3d\u661f (@emitaytay) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/emitaytay\/status\/1037437585482690560?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 5, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">today I used pages from an old \u201cexcel 2007 for dummies\u201d workbook as wrapping paper. am i ingenious or cheap?! <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/P5eM2r1aWI\">pic.twitter.com\/P5eM2r1aWI<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 christine (@wiild_freeeeeee) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wiild_freeeeeee\/status\/1037068866764136449?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 4, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">afternoon orc. is it weird to spend an evening off excitedly filtering excel sheets and playing with pivot tables for data?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Daffy David (@interexparte) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/interexparte\/status\/1037691954656501762?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 6, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I love that you were actually sent a gold star by Excel. Just never use it to calculate the square root of -2 or you\u2019ll open the mythical MSvortex.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 SmallRabbit (@smallrabbit) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/smallrabbit\/status\/1037432759642406914?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 5, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My biggest work concern today is being able to download add-ins for excel without issues&#8230;probably won&#8217;t happen<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ian (@ISsvetich) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ISsvetich\/status\/1037746446492086273?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 6, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">If the whole show was just him doing pivot tables in Excel, it would be my favorite<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Paige Bowman (@Paigopolis) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Paigopolis\/status\/1037040676792348673?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 4, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Is there a way to set an in-person away message: &#8220;working on complicated excel problem &#8211; turn around and walk away&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 mia (@missingmissmia) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/missingmissmia\/status\/1037377959919865856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 5, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Anybody who looks at the excel source code has their face melted off like raiders of the lost ark<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Fat Noddy (@platypus237) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/platypus237\/status\/1036407249848041472?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 3, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Need to ask my boss if I can take next Friday and Monday off for my cousin&#8217;s wedding but he is generally an angry man and just lost a bunch of data on his Excel Workbook.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Feral Daryl (@dpebenito1) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dpebenito1\/status\/1035311606228443136?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 30, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When you say you are an expert in excel, it means you are creating pivot tables, building Data models and managing macros. Not adding 1+1.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kolade A. A. (@Kh0lz) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Kh0lz\/status\/1036335950404747265?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 2, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I love that \u2018print so small that nobody can read it\u2019 function that excel has. It\u2019s so useful.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sugar Free London Health Mum (@LondonHealthMum) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LondonHealthMum\/status\/1036600562345750528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 3, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">That feeling when the excel equation works to perfection and saves you approximately 2 hours of work. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/Av5JeRY844\">pic.twitter.com\/Av5JeRY844<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Joe Edens (@Joe__Edens) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Joe__Edens\/status\/1037410531483811843?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 5, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Just worked for a straight hour on a frequency chart in excel and I hadn\u2019t saved yet and I accidentally hit control W. Goodbye world<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 korey (@koreylynnswaim) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/koreylynnswaim\/status\/1037003685979672578?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 4, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My 8 year old daughter asked me if I could help her make a bar chart in <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Excel?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Excel<\/a>. Best Father\u2019s Day ever ! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/prouddad?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#prouddad<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Wyn Hopkins (@wynhopkins) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wynhopkins\/status\/1036410131649449984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 3, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I learned how to make a pivot table yesterday. Move OVER, nerds!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u2728\u26a1\ufe0f (@MOSUXX) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MOSUXX\/status\/1037682067851620354?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 6, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/twitter20180907a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0px currentcolor; display: inline; background-image: none;\" title=\"I\u2019d watch a show about pivot tables! https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/twitter20180907a_thumb.png\" alt=\"I\u2019d watch a show about pivot tables! https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"403\" height=\"403\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/emitaytay\/status\/1037437585482690560\">\u90d1\u4e3d\u661f<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wiild_freeeeeee\/status\/1037068866764136449\">christine<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/interexparte\/status\/1037691954656501762\">Daffy David<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/smallrabbit\/status\/1037432759642406914\">SmallRabbit<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ISsvetich\/status\/1037746446492086273\">Ian<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Paigopolis\/status\/1037040676792348673\">Paige Bowman<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/missingmissmia\/status\/1037377959919865856\">mia<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/platypus237\/status\/1036407249848041472\">Fat Noddy<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dpebenito1\/status\/1035311606228443136\">Feral Daryl<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Kh0lz\/status\/1036335950404747265\">Kolade A. A.<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LondonHealthMum\/status\/1036600562345750528\">Sugar Free London Health Mum<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Joe__Edens\/status\/1037410531483811843\">Joe Edens<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/koreylynnswaim\/status\/1037003685979672578\">korey<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wynhopkins\/status\/1036410131649449984\">Wyn Hopkins<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MOSUXX\/status\/1037682067851620354\">None<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d watch a television show about pivot tables \u2013 would you? 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