{"id":354,"date":"2010-05-03T00:03:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-03T04:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/03\/excel-twitter-20100503\/"},"modified":"2010-05-02T19:04:43","modified_gmt":"2010-05-02T23:04:43","slug":"excel-twitter-20100503","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/03\/excel-twitter-20100503\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100503"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You need a sense of humour to use Excel, but I didn&#8217;t know there was a humour proficiency test. Hope I can pass!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Finally home from work. No more excel spreadsheets, formulas or idiots for one whole week!!!! <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve only just fixed his excel and he&#8217;s gone and done something to it again. Rubbish. <\/li>\n<li>I love the #boobquake article in the guardian, but ugh. I hate those horrible looking box plots. Excel is the comic sans of statistics <\/li>\n<li>Just spent 2 hours making an impressive looking yet totally unnecessary xl spreadsheet. Who knows what madness the rest of the night holds! <\/li>\n<li>Note to self, if you want to do future calculations on a spreadsheet, don&#8217;t keep saving it as a CSV. #fail <\/li>\n<li>I found my humor proficiency on Microsoft&#8217;s handy chart. Now I&#8217;m off to scatter-plot it in Excel. Quantifiably funny! <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/9k7MnS\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/9k7MnS<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>if my personality was an excel spreadsheet, =countif(A1:IV65536,&quot;class&quot;) would return 0. <\/li>\n<li>Argh, my numbers were wrong on my budget spreadsheet. Hate autosum, hate excel! \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>Why does &quot;pivot table&quot; suddenly sound rude? <\/li>\n<li>I have done something very, very bad to this Excel spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>Not the best time to realize that MS Excel stores dates as the number of days after Jan 0, 1900 <\/li>\n<li>I just taught my lady how 2 create pivot tables on Excel. Contrary 2 the common belief, &amp; in my own geeky way, we r having a rocking evening <\/li>\n<li>Budget confusion + excel pivot charts + accident stats + US only website + urgent power point requirements + friday night ritual = FML <\/li>\n<li>Are you an excel know-it-all? Looking for excel articles &amp; blog posts for Update magazine <a href=\"http:\/\/ht.ly\/1FnWc\">http:\/\/ht.ly\/1FnWc<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/cmabcblog.com\">http:\/\/cmabcblog.com<\/a>. <\/li>\n<li>One small tip: I started charting my weight in Excel. I was accountable and could see the results (good &amp; bad)&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I never thought I&#8217;d say this, but a spreadsheet is helping me to sleep at night. <\/li>\n<li>Correction on something I said earlier this week. Excel 2010 still just one active spreadsheet at a time. I must&#8217;ve been drunk. <\/li>\n<li>It feels weird to work in Excel, if you used Word for your entire life! But I like Excel better now, it&#8217;s more&#8230; regulated, I guess. <\/li>\n<li>Just presenting an Excel-based risk analysis is enough to explain\/project\/expose that a Corp. &quot;needs&quot; security? Not sure about that. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Table Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Table Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Weight Loss Tracker \" href=\"http:\/\/blog.contextures.com\/archives\/2010\/01\/04\/excel-weight-loss-tracker\/\">Excel Weight Loss Tracker<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You need a sense of humour to use Excel, but I didn&#8217;t know there was a humour proficiency test. Hope I can pass! Finally home from work. No more excel spreadsheets, formulas or idiots for one whole week!!!! I&#8217;ve only just fixed his excel and he&#8217;s gone and done something to it again. Rubbish. I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/03\/excel-twitter-20100503\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100503&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=354"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":355,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354\/revisions\/355"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}