{"id":3544,"date":"2018-09-14T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2018-09-14T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3544"},"modified":"2018-09-13T12:47:09","modified_gmt":"2018-09-13T16:47:09","slug":"excel-tweets-roundup-20180914","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2018\/09\/14\/excel-tweets-roundup-20180914\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Tweets Roundup 20180914"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They might use pivot tables at IKEA, but they don&#8217;t sell any. However, if they did sell pivot tables, they would be smooth and amazing! And they certainly wouldn&#8217;t crash after you used them for 3 hours.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/twitter20180914b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: inline; background-image: none;\" title=\"A Pivot Table is not IKEA product! \" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/twitter20180914b_thumb.png\" alt=\"A Pivot Table is not IKEA product! \" width=\"395\" height=\"200\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I conquered pivot tables in excel today. What did you do?<\/li>\n<li>I got tired of listening to the same playlist every day at work so now I have Excel tutorial videos playing in the background instead<\/li>\n<li>Highlight of my day was learning how to make a certain type of table\/chart in Excel. I think I\u2019ve officially peaked<\/li>\n<li>Went to get lunch and saw 4.5 people working on various screenplays shortlist\u2019s or novels not a single excel workbook in site whatsup hollywooooo<\/li>\n<li>Quote of today &#8220;I&#8217;m not saying he doesn&#8217;t get data but he thinks a pivot table is an IKEA product line&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m an Excel expert. You&#8217;re gonna LOVE this sheet I&#8217;m handing over to you &#8212; something you never want to hear.<\/li>\n<li>Today, my boss stopped by my desk while I was crunching numbers in Excel instead of scrolling social media on my phone, so this week is already a win.<\/li>\n<li>im slowly becoming the &#8220;knows how to make pivot tables and macros in excel&#8221; guy at work<\/li>\n<li>Three hours work, three hours whittling down a huge spreadsheet to usable data, and just as i was about done, excel crashed and i lost EVERYTHING, couldn&#8217;t recover it, save regularly people<\/li>\n<li>I vacillate between writing code to solve far too general of a problem and brute forcing easily automated tasks in excel<\/li>\n<li>The moment you grab a pen, a piece of paper, and frickn draw the thing your brain has been struggling to work out for days inside Excel<\/li>\n<li>Thing I can do: Write complex Bots with language understanding, teach others how to use the latest tech features in .NET Core, or explain async code and synchronisation context. Things I can\u2019t do: Excel VLOOKUP.<\/li>\n<li>Excel is like love. Hard to understand, when you do, it\u2019s smooth and amazing.<\/li>\n<li>Things I learned today at work by accident How to group and un group tabs in excel by accident How to use format painter to then fix issues caused by learning all about grouping&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Some people plank, some people pivot table&#8230;.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I conquered pivot tables in excel today. What did you do? <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/ooqgI6vog3\">pic.twitter.com\/ooqgI6vog3<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dr. Amanda Coles (@colesamanda) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/colesamanda\/status\/1039602241982746625?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 11, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I got tired of listening to the same playlist every day at work so now I have Excel tutorial videos playing in the background instead<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 matte (@rickandmatte) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rickandmatte\/status\/1040234208504045568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 13, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Highlight of my day was learning how to make a certain type of table\/chart in Excel. I think I\u2019ve officially peaked<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Heather (@jewcy22) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jewcy22\/status\/1040064153409531905?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 13, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Went to get lunch and saw 4.5 people working on various screenplays shortlist\u2019s or novels not a single excel workbook in site whatsup hollywooooo<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 pepper brooks (@Utah_getme_2) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Utah_getme_2\/status\/1038160154028519424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 7, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Quote of today &#8220;I&#8217;m not saying he doesn&#8217;t get data but he thinks a pivot table is an IKEA product line&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Laura Jackson (@mingasauros) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mingasauros\/status\/1039570826453032960?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 11, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">&#8220;I&#8217;m an Excel expert. You&#8217;re gonna LOVE this sheet I&#8217;m handing over to you&#8221; &#8212; something you never want to hear.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Doug Eastick (@deastick) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/deastick\/status\/1039674806730469376?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 12, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Today, my boss stopped by my desk while I was crunching numbers in Excel instead of scrolling social media on my phone, so this week is already a win.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ross Widenor (@RWidenor) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RWidenor\/status\/1039249859688243200?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 10, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">im slowly becoming the &#8220;knows how to make pivot tables and macros in excel&#8221; guy at work<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 thelonious mink (@jfcwzl) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jfcwzl\/status\/1039650737012330499?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 11, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Three hours work, three hours whittling down a huge spreadsheet to usable data, and just as i was about done, excel crashed and i lost EVERYTHING, couldn&#8217;t recover it, save regularly people<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 althekiller (@_al_the_killer_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_al_the_killer_\/status\/1039923206860283905?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 12, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I vacillate between writing code to solve far too general of a problem and brute forcing easily automated tasks in excel<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Matias Kaplan \ufe0f\u200d (@mtskpln) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mtskpln\/status\/1040089830007263232?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 13, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">The moment you grab a pen, a piece of paper, and frickn draw the thing your brain has been struggling to work out for days inside Excel<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Michelle Sargent (@mi_chelle) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mi_chelle\/status\/1040089840111341568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 13, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Thing I can do: Write complex Bots with language understanding, teach others how to use the latest tech features in .NET Core, or explain async code and synchronisation context. Things I can\u2019t do: Excel VLOOKUP.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 SiobhanB (@SiobhanBaynes) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SiobhanBaynes\/status\/1037996872718274561?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 7, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Excel is like love. Hard to understand, when you do, it\u2019s smooth and amazing.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jay Mission (@jaymissionn) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jaymissionn\/status\/1039020360471990272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 10, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Things I learned today at work by accident<br \/>\nHow to group and un group tabs in excel by accident<br \/>\nHow to use format painter to then fix issues caused by learning all about grouping&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/DoDQbpAEbe\">pic.twitter.com\/DoDQbpAEbe<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jes The Red (@Redsfreaky) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Redsfreaky\/status\/1039987791843799046?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 12, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Some people plank, some people pivot table&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Marsellus Wallace (@crzylikemurdock) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/crzylikemurdock\/status\/1038154595615338496?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 7, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/twitter20180914a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0px currentcolor; display: inline; background-image: none;\" title=\"A Pivot Table is not IKEA product! https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/twitter20180914a_thumb.png\" alt=\"A Pivot Table is not IKEA product! https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"403\" height=\"403\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/colesamanda\/status\/1039602241982746625\">Dr. Amanda Coles<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rickandmatte\/status\/1040234208504045568\">matte<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jewcy22\/status\/1040064153409531905\">Heather<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Utah_getme_2\/status\/1038160154028519424\">pepper brooks<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mingasauros\/status\/1039570826453032960\">Laura Jackson<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/deastick\/status\/1039674806730469376\">Doug Eastick<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RWidenor\/status\/1039249859688243200\">Ross Widenor<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jfcwzl\/status\/1039650737012330499\">thelonious mink<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_al_the_killer_\/status\/1039923206860283905\">althekiller<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mtskpln\/status\/1040089830007263232\">Matias Kaplan <\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mi_chelle\/status\/1040089840111341568\">Michelle Sargent<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SiobhanBaynes\/status\/1037996872718274561\">SiobhanB<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jaymissionn\/status\/1039020360471990272\">Jay Mission<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Redsfreaky\/status\/1039987791843799046\">Jes The Red<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/crzylikemurdock\/status\/1038154595615338496\">Marsellus Wallace<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They might use pivot tables at IKEA, but they don&#8217;t sell any. 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