{"id":3553,"date":"2018-09-21T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2018-09-21T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3553"},"modified":"2018-09-21T09:06:41","modified_gmt":"2018-09-21T13:06:41","slug":"excel-tweets-roundup-20180921","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2018\/09\/21\/excel-tweets-roundup-20180921\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Tweets Roundup 20180921"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you remember your first pivot table? Have you ever copied Excel data into infinity? What other stories are in your Excel saga?<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/matthews_p\">Patrick Matthews<\/a> for his contribution.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/twitter20180921b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0px currentcolor; display: inline; background-image: none;\" title=\"You always remember your first pivot table \" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/twitter20180921b_thumb.png\" alt=\"You always remember your first pivot table \" width=\"399\" height=\"200\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I like to call my work experience \u201cexcel saga\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Hmmm this excel file is 11mb. That seems kind of big. *Checks work*Huh. Seems that I copied data in column B into infinity. Did not know was possible. #todayinaworknutshell<\/li>\n<li>All these years in priding myself as an Excel guru and I\u2019m just figuring out how to move a pivot table<\/li>\n<li>I have to take an Excel class for my major and I just finished the in class work and the homework within 20 minutes of the class starting and the dude is still talking about how to add charts<\/li>\n<li>if you tell excel to make a pie chart with 5,000+ slices it will crash and then decide to make psychedlic art instead<\/li>\n<li>Dear excel users. When in doubt between a pretty table and a table that you can analyze, always choose analyze. If you feel tempted to merge cells or put in skinny rows and columns to make it look nice, Resist! Word and powerpoint do pretty. Excel is for work!<\/li>\n<li>Things that take 2 minutes to do is a full day of work people here. Excel isn&#8217;t that hard.<\/li>\n<li>*meeting at work*Person 1: I can\u2019t get this excel row to work Person 2: highlight both cells and click merge Me: MERGE TO FORM DEVASTATOR!Room: *silence*I get bored at work<\/li>\n<li>You never forget your first pivot table. And I was theirs.<\/li>\n<li>The 3 years I spent at uni having to use Excel to calculate data has just came into use when nobody in the office could work out how to do it&#8230;.. I felt like a God waltzing in and showing off my skills x<\/li>\n<li>I just learned how to create a macro in Excel. WHY DIDN\u2019T I KNOW ABOUT THIS SOONER?! This changes everything.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I like to call my work experience \u201cexcel saga\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jeremy Skog (@jeremyskog) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jeremyskog\/status\/1041550285620109312?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 17, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Hmmm this excel file is 11mb. That seems kind of big.<br \/>\n*Checks work*<br \/>\nHuh. Seems that I copied data in column B into infinity. Did not know was possible. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/todayinaworknutshell?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#todayinaworknutshell<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nell (@NellCochrane) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NellCochrane\/status\/1041773859777728513?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 17, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">All these years in priding myself as an Excel guru and I\u2019m just figuring out how to move a pivot table \u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 French Terry (@CordovanBrown) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CordovanBrown\/status\/1042149874920316929?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 18, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I have to take an Excel class for my major and I just finished the in class work and the homework within 20 minutes of the class starting and the dude is still talking about how to add charts<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Bardia (@PixelDestructor) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PixelDestructor\/status\/1042454556779704320?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 19, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">if you tell excel to make a pie chart with 5,000+ slices it will crash and then decide to make psychedlic art instead <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/O0ykbFgnYz\">pic.twitter.com\/O0ykbFgnYz<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jay! (@jayackley) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jayackley\/status\/1041759514264068096?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 17, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Dear excel users. When in doubt between a pretty table and a table that you can analyze, always choose analyze. If you feel tempted to merge cells or put in skinny rows and columns to make it look nice, Resist! Word and powerpoint do pretty. Excel is for work!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Munro Strategy (@MunroStrategy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MunroStrategy\/status\/1041356925793972224?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 16, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Things that take 2 minutes to do is a full day of work people here. Excel isn&#8217;t that hard.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Fitzsimmons (@moominbabys) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/moominbabys\/status\/1042430091538714624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 19, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">*meeting at work*<br \/>\nPerson 1: I can\u2019t get this excel row to work<br \/>\nPerson 2: highlight both cells and click merge<br \/>\nMe: MERGE TO FORM DEVASTATOR!<br \/>\nRoom: *silence*<\/p>\n<p>I get bored at work<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 michael schublacker (@winston_nolen) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/winston_nolen\/status\/1042417773278834689?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 19, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">You never forget your first pivot table. And I was theirs.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Martin Hearson (@martinhearson) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/martinhearson\/status\/1042439298434445312?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 19, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">The 3 years I spent at uni having to use Excel to calculate data has just came into use when nobody in the office could work out how to do it&#8230;.. I felt like a God waltzing in and showing off my skills x <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/ACFILVxrrM\">pic.twitter.com\/ACFILVxrrM<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mia Anna (@miannanoel) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/miannanoel\/status\/1042430714585776128?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 19, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I just learned how to create a macro in Excel. WHY DIDN\u2019T I KNOW ABOUT THIS SOONER?! This changes everything.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Michele McCloud (@micheledanielle) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/micheledanielle\/status\/1042428409736032256?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 19, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n______________________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/twitter20180921a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0px currentcolor; display: inline; background-image: none;\" title=\"You always remember your first pivot table https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/twitter20180921a_thumb.png\" alt=\"You always remember your first pivot table https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"425\" height=\"425\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jeremyskog\/status\/1041550285620109312\">Jeremy Skog<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NellCochrane\/status\/1041773859777728513\">Nell<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CordovanBrown\/status\/1042149874920316929\">French Terry<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PixelDestructor\/status\/1042454556779704320\">Bardia<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jayackley\/status\/1041759514264068096\">Jay!<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MunroStrategy\/status\/1041356925793972224\">Munro Strategy<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/moominbabys\/status\/1042430091538714624\">Fitzsimmons<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/winston_nolen\/status\/1042417773278834689\">michael schublacker<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/martinhearson\/status\/1042439298434445312\">Martin Hearson<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/miannanoel\/status\/1042430714585776128\">Mia Anna<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you remember your first pivot table? 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