{"id":3566,"date":"2018-10-05T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2018-10-05T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3566"},"modified":"2018-12-06T11:37:27","modified_gmt":"2018-12-06T16:37:27","slug":"excel-tweets-roundup-21081005","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2018\/10\/05\/excel-tweets-roundup-21081005\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Tweets Roundup 20181005"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Will pivot tables ever learn that you always want a sum, not a count? If not, maybe you could teach your cat to fix it. Or are you too busy building sexy spreadsheets?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets<\/h3>\n<p>Here are my favourite tweets, from this week&#8217;s collection.<\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;m at the day job on four hours of sleep. I&#8217;m also training a new hire whose resume states she knows Excel when in fact, she doesn&#8217;t know basic formatting in Excel. Her previous work experience doing this type of job is also very suspect.<\/p>\n<p>Pray for me.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dee of House 2018 (@dee_carney) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dee_carney\/status\/1050361191326015488?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 11, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">If I had to pick the big accomplishment for the week&#8230; Shift + F11 opens a new worksheet in excel, Alt + H + O + R renames the sheet, and Alt + H + O + M allows you to copy or move said new sheet. You\u2019re welcome<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sparky (@thesparky) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thesparky\/status\/1048373143574859776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 6, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">At least 30% of my job is making excel spreadsheets to prove my boss\u2019s wife wrong<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Danielle Allen (@AllenNelly) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AllenNelly\/status\/1049763104052015104?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 9, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I got asked by my boss to do an excel spreadsheet. I used to hate doing them but I\u2019ve actually done quite a sexy one with loads of formulas and moving parts \ud83d\ude0d\ud83e\udd24.<\/p>\n<p>I am getting old \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Emlyn Akoto-Dwemoh (@EmlynAD) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EmlynAD\/status\/1050331117654593537?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 11, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I swear my cat could walk across my laptop and it would some how pull up an extremely detailed pivot chart in excel of how his day went and how he spent it<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 A$AP DelMoney (@amanda_delmonte) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/amanda_delmonte\/status\/1049857307973181441?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 10, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Today I created a bar chart from a pivot table <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/skillsthatpaythebills?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#skillsthatpaythebills<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/winning?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#winning<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/excel?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#excel<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dancing Bear (@Gwinster11) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Gwinster11\/status\/1050087483709513729?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 10, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/ExcelCallForHelp?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#ExcelCallForHelp<\/a> As I embark on my 10millionth Excel pivot, I send a small prayer that the system will have learned to assume &#8220;sum&#8221; instead of &#8220;count&#8221;. Is this an option? Can someone teach me?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Molly McCarty (@Molly_McCarty) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Molly_McCarty\/status\/1050216857355997186?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 11, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-3655 size-full\" title=\"Could your cat make a pivot table?\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/catpivot01a.png\" alt=\"Could your cat make a pivot table?\" width=\"425\" height=\"425\" srcset=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/catpivot01a.png 425w, https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/catpivot01a-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/catpivot01a-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/catpivot01a-144x144.png 144w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 425px) 85vw, 425px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Will pivot tables ever learn that you always want a sum, not a count? 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