{"id":357,"date":"2010-05-05T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-05T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/05\/excel-twitter-20100505\/"},"modified":"2010-05-05T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-05T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100505","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/05\/excel-twitter-20100505\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100505"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Which came first, the Excel, the Tylenol or the red wine? If you&#8217;ve gone spreadsheet crazy, the order probably doesn&#8217;t matter.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Son is not techie at all but he wanted to learn to use a spreadsheet to track his golf scores, so he had his lesson on Excel! <\/li>\n<li>If your legacy is a formatted Excel spreadsheet, you owe the human race an apology <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ll all be pleased to hear that after a day&#8217;s work my spreadsheet now has SIGNIFICANTLY more yellow than orange in it. Oh yeah. <\/li>\n<li>Creating a pivot table in Office 2007 is a lot different than 2003. Can I have the last hour of my life back? <\/li>\n<li>My life is a misery because of the way that Microsoft originally chose to localise Excel. I blame @spolsky <\/li>\n<li>Sorry Google, but the spreadsheet I&#8217;m working on would make Docs explode like a supernova. Excel all day. <\/li>\n<li>i do love excel. it&#8217;s like a friend who does all the work for you if you ask nicely. <\/li>\n<li>Looked at my spreadsheet for as long as I could. Now time to put on PJs, get some red wine, and write a blog post. <\/li>\n<li>Who are YOU to argue with an excel spreadsheet?! <\/li>\n<li>Going spreadsheet crazy. This is one of the worst kinds of crazy. <\/li>\n<li>Am playing with Cluster Stack charts in Excel. *giggles childishly at image this conjures up* <\/li>\n<li>I hit &quot;Save&quot; instead of &quot;Save as&quot; in excel and I think I&#8217;m going to pass out. An entire month erased&#8230;. <\/li>\n<li>Despite the fact I did a Microsoft Excel Proficiency Course, let it be known that formula\/chart making is still frustrating!! Grraaagghhh!!! <\/li>\n<li>Using the Calendar control to fill in dates on an Excel 07 worksheet. Instructions refer to tools that are not extant. Step 1: Tylenol <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m officially undateable. Don&#8217;t believe me? Ask me abt my Dr.Who spreadsheet &amp; pivottables using &quot;cool alien&quot; &amp; &quot;emotional&quot; as data points <\/li>\n<li>when did &quot;presentation&quot; become &quot;slide stack&quot;? what&#8217;s next &#8211; &quot;document&quot; to become &quot;page stack&quot;, &quot;spreadsheet&quot; to become &quot;cell stack&quot;&#8230;? <\/li>\n<li>Just went to my info spreadsheet and clicked on &quot;Toileting Equipment&quot;. It made me want to die a little. <\/li>\n<li>I am matching numbers in a spreadsheet to filled in bubbles on a paper sheet. An office version of &quot;Charlie work&quot; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Golf Scores Template\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excel-template-golf-scores.html\">Excel Golf Scores Template<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Cluster Stack Chart\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Addins-Charts-Cluster.html\">Cluster Stack Chart<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Table Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Table Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Which came first, the Excel, the Tylenol or the red wine? If you&#8217;ve gone spreadsheet crazy, the order probably doesn&#8217;t matter. Son is not techie at all but he wanted to learn to use a spreadsheet to track his golf scores, so he had his lesson on Excel! 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