{"id":358,"date":"2010-05-06T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-06T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/06\/excel-twitter-20100506\/"},"modified":"2010-05-06T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-06T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100506","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/06\/excel-twitter-20100506\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100506"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wouldn&#8217;t mind getting the occasional empty Excel file, and it would certainly be better than a Crashy McCrashter one. And I&#8217;ve used Excel on much less than 5 hours sleep! How about you?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It looks like a spreadsheet bomb went off in my office. Or, maybe the aftermath of a rock festival attended only by CPAs? <\/li>\n<li>If my life were a season of 24: 6 episodes of sleep, 2 playing MW2, 8 staring at excel spreadsheets, 3 eating, and the rest in the can. <\/li>\n<li>Worst interview question I&#8217;ve ever been asked: &quot;What&#8217;s your favorite Excel formula statement?&quot; <\/li>\n<li>I dislike the fact that I can&#8217;t color the tabs of Excel worksheets in an Excel workbook on a mac. Color coding is really important to me. <\/li>\n<li>excel spreadsheets on five hours of sleep are brutal. is it time for tequila yet? <\/li>\n<li>I need to do excel reports for our clients. God forbid they actual learn to use VLOOKUP. <\/li>\n<li>One of my contacts sent me this today &quot; no changes for this month, please find empty excel-file enclosed&quot; \ud83d\ude09 Gotta love bureaucrats&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>When Excel asks if you want to save something, the answer is YES! I forget this at the most inoppertune times. <\/li>\n<li>Anyone else find it offensive that #Google spreadsheet&#8217;s settings don&#8217;t include Canada as a locale? #fail #pmo #wearentyou <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s amazing what some people can do in Excel. I think this spreadsheet is about to become self aware. <\/li>\n<li>love is getting you a burrito no beans at 10 at night while you&#8217;re banging on excel. <\/li>\n<li>enjoy the last few mins of your miserable existence on my screen, Crappy Excel Sheet. soon, you shall be erased off the face of this earth. <\/li>\n<li>I feel like I&#8217;m 16 years old again, because I have a burning desire to collect baseball cards and track them with a spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Today&#8217;s job consists of putting numbers into Excel and turning them into charts. I used to be a prominent games journalist you know&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>dammit, just when you were hoping excel&#8217;s cell limit was still 65 odd thousand, turns out it&#8217;s now over a million <\/li>\n<li>After the last few weeks messing with Excel charts &amp; VBA, I can confirm the following: Microsoft never uses VBA in Excel. :p <\/li>\n<li>I love a good pivot table&#8230;only had 2 excel spreadsheet dreams this month. A sign of improvement? <\/li>\n<li>4 years of university and here i am populating a spreadsheet with fake names, phone numbers and postcodes. stay in school kids! dream big! <\/li>\n<li>watched his morning train zip by the stop at full speed, hit the breaks, and then back up sheepishly. In other news, my Excel-fu is strong! <\/li>\n<li>Hey Microsoft. I&#8217;d like the last 4 hours of my life back since Excel went all Crashy McCrashter and the auto-save didn&#8217;t work. Please? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Table Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Table Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wouldn&#8217;t mind getting the occasional empty Excel file, and it would certainly be better than a Crashy McCrashter one. And I&#8217;ve used Excel on much less than 5 hours sleep! How about you? It looks like a spreadsheet bomb went off in my office. Or, maybe the aftermath of a rock festival attended only &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/06\/excel-twitter-20100506\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100506&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=358"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/358\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}