{"id":359,"date":"2010-05-07T00:05:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-07T04:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/07\/excel-twitter-20100507\/"},"modified":"2010-05-07T00:05:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-07T04:05:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100507","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/07\/excel-twitter-20100507\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100507"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All my Excel success is due to my great skill, not lucky guesses. How about you?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Is it normal to use a pivot table to analize your cell phone bill\/plan?? <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve spent the whole day trying to get this stupid logic to work. No idea why Excel thinks that &quot;14 hrs&quot; is &lt; &quot;2 hrs&quot;&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>how many of you work for companies that double check every excel sheet with an adding machine? <\/li>\n<li>Currently creating tomato spreadsheet. Yes, really. <\/li>\n<li>We were having a constructive and cheerful meeting until someone opened the scary &#8216;documentation we need to produce&#8217; spreadsheet. Depressing <\/li>\n<li>Man, after June, if i don&#8217;t see another excel spreadsheet filled with numbers and colors again&#8230;.ever&#8230;i will be quite alright!! <\/li>\n<li>Oh goodness kill me. Instead of doing work I&#8217;ve been staring at that excel spreadsheet of all the deadlines. <\/li>\n<li>Guy on my train was muttering about Excel spreadsheets. That usually invokes some kind of satanic presence&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Amazed at how few people know how to use the simple freeze panes facility in #Excel and use the ugly split window feature instead. <\/li>\n<li>Does anyone know how you work out the % of something? and put it into a formula in Excel? <\/li>\n<li>My Boss&#8217;s boss hears me cursing at excel, shows me how to do it, and then says &#8216;You&#8217;re taking an Excel Class.&#8217; <\/li>\n<li>Dear @Microsoft, please stop making allowances for stupid people. Ex: when I click to close Excel, I want to close Excel, not the sheet. <\/li>\n<li>I use the spreadsheet to create a pivot table tracking deep, clever, mundane, and vapid tweets. <\/li>\n<li>How to look busy at work: Keep a hard and soft copy of an Excel spreadsheet, and make sure it has lots of numbers and graphs. <\/li>\n<li>Am quite smug that I solved an excel macro problem by a lucky guess. Will try and pretend it was really due to my great skill. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Data Entry Tips\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlDataEntry01.html\">Excel Data Entry Tips<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Table Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Table Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All my Excel success is due to my great skill, not lucky guesses. How about you? Is it normal to use a pivot table to analize your cell phone bill\/plan?? I&#8217;ve spent the whole day trying to get this stupid logic to work. No idea why Excel thinks that &quot;14 hrs&quot; is &lt; &quot;2 hrs&quot;&#8230; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/07\/excel-twitter-20100507\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100507&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=359"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}