{"id":364,"date":"2010-05-12T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-12T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/12\/excel-twitter-20100512\/"},"modified":"2010-05-12T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-12T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100512","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/12\/excel-twitter-20100512\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100512"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s lesson from the Excel related tweets &#8212; don&#8217;t let your boss or your cat near your Excel files.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>So &#8211; who&#8217;s going to send around one of those World Cup Excel sheets where you can fill in the results? Come on! <\/li>\n<li>I thought my excel instructions just said &#8216;At this point don&#8217;t forget to save your life.&#8217; Great \ud83d\ude10 stupid work. <\/li>\n<li>That&#8217;s classic. Had a woman ask me in an Excel training class, &quot;If I don&#8217;t have a color printer, will this chart print in color?&quot; <\/li>\n<li>OMG. My boss is cleaning out electronic files through Word. He saw &quot;empty&quot; folders (full of my Excel docs) and deleted them. <\/li>\n<li>#Twitter should give a tool to import tweets (refined by hash tags I need) directly into excel for analysis. That&#8217;s a true business center <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s chart day today&#8230;..be kind to me Excel gods. <\/li>\n<li>Only at my job would I create an Excel workbook named &quot;Pizza Party&quot; and have it be legitimate and professional. <\/li>\n<li>My kitten just made a chart out of an excel report by mashing random buttons on my laptop. <\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;re not stupid. Excel for Mac stinks &#8211; bad &#8211; one of the main reasons accountants (by and large) don&#8217;t use Macs. <\/li>\n<li>Why does my screen keep jerking around every time I enter data on a spreadsheet? Feels like I&#8217;m working in a Paul Greengrass movie. <\/li>\n<li>Excel, i know u r mysterious, but i thought we know each other pretty well after this many years, but u have a max cell height?? wtf&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>The guy here doing excel training for us didn&#8217;t bring his own computer &amp; asked if I had a floppy drive&#8230;.clearly this will be informative <\/li>\n<li>I am never going to understand why Ctrl+E does not work in Excel for centering the way it does in Word. <\/li>\n<li>okay, settling down to actual work &#8211; time for a spreadsheet &amp; some quarterly analysis. first, aspirin. <\/li>\n<li>I tried to do a VLOOKUP in Excel. To my computer, that means freak out, crash all apps, and print a 186 page document. <\/li>\n<li>Today I wrote an Excel formula so terrifyingly complex I have no hope of understanding how it does what it does! #fb <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s lesson from the Excel related tweets &#8212; don&#8217;t let your boss or your cat near your Excel files. So &#8211; who&#8217;s going to send around one of those World Cup Excel sheets where you can fill in the results? Come on! I thought my excel instructions just said &#8216;At this point don&#8217;t forget to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/12\/excel-twitter-20100512\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100512&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=364"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}