{"id":3644,"date":"2018-11-30T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2018-11-30T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3644"},"modified":"2018-11-29T11:24:11","modified_gmt":"2018-11-29T16:24:11","slug":"excel-tweets-roundup-20181130","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2018\/11\/30\/excel-tweets-roundup-20181130\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Tweets Roundup 20181130"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Will the world end if you don&#8217;t finish that Excel file? Probably not, but don&#8217;t run a macro that adds a pie chart to your Christmas budget. That&#8217;s just asking for trouble.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/midnightquestions01b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: inline; background-image: none;\" title=\"When people send Excel questions at midnight\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/midnightquestions01b_thumb.png\" alt=\"When people send Excel questions at midnight\" width=\"402\" height=\"202\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets<\/h3>\n<p>Here are my favourite tweets, from this week&#8217;s collection.<\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Budgeting for Christmas nowadays involves a full excel spreadsheet, won&#8217;t be surprised if I bust out a pie chart or two to work this out<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kerrie (@kerriefly) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kerriefly\/status\/1067829158871474176?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 28, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">35 years later and people still haven&#8217;t learned to regularly save their documents in case Microsoft Word\/Excel\/etc crashes. But hey, why should they do that when they can call a poor IT tech and complain for 5 whole minutes about how they just lost 6 hours of work, huh? <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/1LHtYkEW4J\">pic.twitter.com\/1LHtYkEW4J<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Celyn (@celyntheraven) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/celyntheraven\/status\/1067770961989173248?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 28, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Things that require courage at work:<br \/>\n1. Using macros in Excel<br \/>\n2. Sharing a SharePoint with full control access<br \/>\n3. Requesting time off at work during December<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Farhaan (@b0yblunder) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/b0yblunder\/status\/1068094370224586753?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 29, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Overheard from girls doing group work a few seats away from me<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What are you eating right now?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Think about me&#8230;. look at my charts&#8230;. look at my excel spreadsheets. What do you think?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 (@crayonstation) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/crayonstation\/status\/1067603037693378560?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 28, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">1. Clarity, flexibility<br \/>\n2. Always having to be backwards compatible&#8230; Did you know lotus 123 shortcuts still work in excel?<br \/>\n3. Trying to figure out pivot tables is an on going struggle<br \/>\n4. Vlookup<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Game All Nite \u23f0 Chris PaxU (@gameallniteshow) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gameallniteshow\/status\/1068134185456582659?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 29, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">So serious question. If you must account for every minute of the work day in an excel spreadsheet, what does crying in the bathroom alone fall under? Also, how many minutes is acceptable to allot to this?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Britt (@_mercymain) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_mercymain\/status\/1067880268818784256?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 28, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Yeah \u201cgoodnight\u201d texts are cool but have you ever had two people both texting you at the same time because they can\u2019t figure out what\u2019s wrong with the way they coded their problem in excel at midnight?????? Yeah that\u2019s what I thought, pansies<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 O Erky Tree (@ericaleighT) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ericaleighT\/status\/1067651167797370881?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 28, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Ladies, if he:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; is 33 years old<br \/>\n&#8211; is tough to understand at first<br \/>\n&#8211; won&#8217;t let you exit easily<br \/>\n&#8211; has a lot of problems<br \/>\n&#8211; quits unexpectedly when things get tough<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019s not your man, he\u2019s Microsoft Excel.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Oyku Uzuncarsili (@oykuiu) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/oykuiu\/status\/1067869988705447936?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 28, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Starting now, I am on holiday. And this will last for the rest of the weekend. I will not turn on my laptop to work. My world will not end if I don\u2019t prep that excel file or send that email. Right? Right???<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Honey de Peralta (@fantaghiro23) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/fantaghiro23\/status\/1068146722914746368?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 29, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">A sales rep contacted me in LinkedIn to offer a solution \u201dbetter than Excel\u201d to my team.<\/p>\n<p>I work at Microsoft. My profile literally says so. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/xnFxT4JxKK\">pic.twitter.com\/xnFxT4JxKK<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jenni Ahlapuro (@Jepu) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Jepu\/status\/1067798489982214145?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 28, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<h3>Share This Week\u2019s Image<\/h3>\n<p>If you enjoyed this week&#8217;s tweets, here&#8217;s an image that you can share. Thanks for your help!<\/p>\n<p>When people send Excel questions at midnight<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/midnightquestions01a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0px currentcolor; display: inline; background-image: none;\" title=\"When people send Excel questions at midnight\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/midnightquestions01a_thumb.png\" alt=\"When people send Excel questions at midnight\" width=\"427\" height=\"427\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Will the world end if you don&#8217;t finish that Excel file? Probably not, but don&#8217;t run a macro that adds a pie chart to your Christmas budget. 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