{"id":3652,"date":"2018-12-07T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2018-12-07T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3652"},"modified":"2018-12-06T11:23:40","modified_gmt":"2018-12-06T16:23:40","slug":"excel-tweets-roundup-20181207","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2018\/12\/07\/excel-tweets-roundup-20181207\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Tweets Roundup 20181207"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Honestly, could you work with people who don&#8217;t use INDEX\/MATCH? They probably don&#8217;t like pivot tables either, I&#8217;m sure they never save their work, and all their data is stored in giant, messy piles.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/ctrlsallday01b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0px currentcolor; display: inline; background-image: none;\" title=\"Ctrl+S All day, Every day in Excel\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/ctrlsallday01b_thumb.png\" alt=\"Ctrl+S All day, Every day in Excel\" width=\"402\" height=\"202\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets<\/h3>\n<p>Here are my favourite tweets, from this week&#8217;s collection.<\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I\u2019ve reached a new level of <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/cubelife?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#cubelife<\/a> where instead of using a calculator i\u2019ll open up an excel to solve a simple addition problem<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 robert shmurda (@OC_Knows) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OC_Knows\/status\/1070402968913174533?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 5, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Been surfing Youtube tonight. Started by googling Farming Simulator 19 gameplay and 2 hours later I&#8217;m learning advance Excel pivot table techniques&#8230;.wtf<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kiwi Mace (@kiwimace77) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kiwimace77\/status\/1070221188939440129?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 5, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\" data-cards=\"hidden\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I used to have a pivot table, as a kid! <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/j7QQlIeVV6\">pic.twitter.com\/j7QQlIeVV6<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mav (@TheMaverick21) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheMaverick21\/status\/1070659306595500034?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 6, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">it&#8217;s now a habit for me to press &#8216;ctrl s&#8217; every few minutes.. Traumatized from that one time event of me clicking &#8216;don&#8217;t save&#8217; by mistake after i&#8217;ve made some major changes in the excel document for almost one freaking day at work<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Qila (@keylaexo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/keylaexo\/status\/1070518108933120001?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 6, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Spent 25 minutes on a client call trying to figure out how to color code a very simple excel file. Friends, corporate culture is GREAT<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 James Cat-Yule Log (@JamesCatullo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JamesCatullo\/status\/1070041148834660354?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 4, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Co-worker Jeff: &#8220;I&#8217;m Google in the streets and Microsoft in the sheets!&#8221;<br \/>\nThe rest of us: *blank stares*<br \/>\nCo-worker Jeff: *points excitedly to Google Maps on one monitor and Microsoft Excel on the other*<br \/>\nBoss: &#8220;Did you come up with that one all by yourself?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Fredelas (@BrandywineFred) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BrandywineFred\/status\/1069677571086913536?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 3, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I work with people who do such horrible things to data within Excel that the only way for me to ensure it&#8217;s really text is to copy it all to notepad and back into a new Excel workbook<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Turtle52 (@Turtle502) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Turtle502\/status\/1070324424149229568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 5, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">me: let&#8217;s add code to this excel sheet<br \/>\nmy brain: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/DVJYQVsvH4\">pic.twitter.com\/DVJYQVsvH4<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 ko \u201cthat\u2019s it\u201d bragg. (@keaux_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/keaux_\/status\/1070456538375045121?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 5, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">rocking a low ponytail at work today. current emotions:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; hoping it looks trendy\/stays in place<br \/>\n&#8211; fearful that I look like a colonial boy from the 1700s plugging away at excel sheets<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Gina McNamara (@genebean14) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/genebean14\/status\/1070675455974494208?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 6, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Gotta love when somebody hand you an excel workbook full of unclean, unstructured data and asks you to sift through the file and compare it to a database that it is not at all related to but might have some similarities with in order to remove duplicates&#8230;..yeah thats gonna work<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ben_Ekberg (@Ben_40DU) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Ben_40DU\/status\/1070049605222449152?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 4, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My boss\u2019 boss sent us an excel doc that we\u2019re supposed to fill out about our detailed hour-to-hour daily activities &#8230; what\u2019s a professional way to put down \u201cmental breakdown\u201d, \u201cNetflix break\u201d, and \u201csnack run\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ale \u2728 (@ShortStuff_Ale) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ShortStuff_Ale\/status\/1070062825714913281?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 4, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">And how am I suppose to care now, that my boss needs an Excel file showing some &#8220;important&#8221; data. The. Planet. Is. Dying. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/YVEyuUM5pB\">https:\/\/t.co\/YVEyuUM5pB<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 MajaPeharc (@MajaPeharc) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MajaPeharc\/status\/1069916839159963648?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 4, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Idk how I work with people who\u2019ve gone their whole professional careers without being able to index match in excel&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Gennesis (@QuieroTacoBelle) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QuieroTacoBelle\/status\/1070330451322134528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 5, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Meet Sarah, 38, Vice Principal in charge of assessments and data. This is her third night in a row manipulating data on Excel. Something is wrong with her pivot table &amp; she doesn\u2019t know what. She only did her training yesterday. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/bDITZnV2ve\">pic.twitter.com\/bDITZnV2ve<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Gwenold (@Gwenelope) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Gwenelope\/status\/1070436732330479616?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 5, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<h3>Share This Week\u2019s Image<\/h3>\n<p>If you enjoyed this week&#8217;s tweets, here&#8217;s an image that you can share. Thanks for your help!<\/p>\n<p>Ctrl+S All day, Every day in Excel<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/ctrlsallday01a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0px currentcolor; display: inline; background-image: none;\" title=\"Ctrl+S All day, Every day in Excel\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/ctrlsallday01a_thumb.png\" alt=\"Ctrl+S All day, Every day in Excel\" width=\"427\" height=\"427\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Honestly, could you work with people who don&#8217;t use INDEX\/MATCH? 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