{"id":366,"date":"2010-05-14T00:05:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-14T04:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/14\/excel-twitter-20100514\/"},"modified":"2010-05-14T00:05:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-14T04:05:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100514","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/14\/excel-twitter-20100514\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100514"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now that Mother&#8217;s Day is over, tweeters are once again complaining about helping their moms with Excel. Ingrates! And even the Excel tweets have the occasional mention of non-nerdy topics, like the Cannes Film Festival. We&#8217;re so cool!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Just made an Excel spreadsheet to compute final grades&#8230; that&#8217;s more than I&#8217;ve done for my actual classes ALL semester. <\/li>\n<li>Criminy sake, could Excel produce nastier HTML code than it does? (Why, yes &#8212; it could be Word.) Yeesh. <\/li>\n<li>people use word docs? If it&#8217;s not in Excel or PowerPoint, then you aren&#8217;t doing real work! <\/li>\n<li>I saw an excel spreadsheet then I blacked out&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Why oh why is my teeny spreadsheet 33MB ? Grrr &#8211; more Tory tomfoolery I suspect ! <\/li>\n<li>Never attempt to make a spreadsheet in an hour when everyone else has spent like 1 or 2 months on theirs! \ud83d\ude10 <\/li>\n<li>No ma&#8217;am, there probably isn&#8217;t a chart already on the internet of your very specific measures for you to paste into your excel file. Really. <\/li>\n<li>Some real life truths communicated through the use of excel charts &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/8XB95B\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/8XB95B<\/a> &#8211; Ohh So True! <\/li>\n<li>Ugh just wasted like an hour doing five sheets of excel charts for my mom. With her nagging cluelessly right next to me the entire time. -_- <\/li>\n<li>In my day we optimized with excel solver and were damn happy for it too. <\/li>\n<li>She goes, &quot;I didn&#8217;t know how to turn the letters into all caps in Excel, so the other half of that spreadsheet is in Word&quot;&#8230;.RAWR!!! <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve never had reason (that I know of) to use a pivot table&#8230;why would I? <\/li>\n<li>confession: I&#8217;ve never learned how to use excel. double confession: I have no idea what a spreadsheet is for. <\/li>\n<li>finding my boss&#8217;s borderline obsession with excel perfection to be utter torture <\/li>\n<li>Building my home grocery management in #MSCRM 5.0 as an exercise! See it now &#8211; dynamic pivot table to report on where the sugar is going! <\/li>\n<li>I still have my spreadsheet induced headache from yesterday. I&#8217;m not looking at the spreadsheet today but I&#8217;m still haunted by it. <\/li>\n<li>i refuse to move from 2003 until they fix the stupid graphing issues in excel. \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>listening to laura marling &#8211; is lovely (+ will now always remind me of your car!) is making an excel spreadsheet less painful x <\/li>\n<li>Just discovered the joys of a pivot table. Excel, you are so organized. <\/li>\n<li>Jealous of everyone I know at Cannes right now. Me? Today is Intense Financial Spreadsheet Day. Not exactly the same, huh? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Data Entry Tips\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlDataEntry01.html\">Excel Data Entry Tips<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Table Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Table Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now that Mother&#8217;s Day is over, tweeters are once again complaining about helping their moms with Excel. Ingrates! And even the Excel tweets have the occasional mention of non-nerdy topics, like the Cannes Film Festival. We&#8217;re so cool! Just made an Excel spreadsheet to compute final grades&#8230; that&#8217;s more than I&#8217;ve done for my actual &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/14\/excel-twitter-20100514\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100514&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-366","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=366"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}