{"id":369,"date":"2010-05-18T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-18T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/18\/excel-twitter-20100518\/"},"modified":"2010-05-18T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-18T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100518","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/18\/excel-twitter-20100518\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100518"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What does a professional Excel user look like? I probably don&#8217;t look like one either. But I liked the tweet that taught me the new Excel expression of the day &#8212; &quot;went Pete Tong&quot;. Thanks to Wikipedia, I now know what that means.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>this spreadsheet has become nothing but a mess of letters and numbers. <\/li>\n<li>I was just asked if I knew how to deal with some complicated MS Excel funtion. C&#8217;mon, do I look like a professional Excel user? LOL <\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s a copywriter doing having to work on something called Excel? The world&#8217;s gone bloody mad. Mad. <\/li>\n<li>Spending the next few hours in Excel. =True(I like working out a good formula to solve a problem) <\/li>\n<li>Creating a Excel Spreadsheet of our family&#8217;s immunization history. I know you wish you were me. <\/li>\n<li>My Gantt chart looked lovely in Excel but went Pete Tong when I tried to import it into Word <\/li>\n<li>my husband never met a spreadsheet he didn&#8217;t like. You should see the excel sheet he used to pick our new tv. Seriously. <\/li>\n<li>I have a coworker who uses Excel when she should use Word. And that&#8217;s not the least of it&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>hmm either excel is extremely popular on twitter, and I have a new huge japanese\/ korean following or there is a serious spam problem today <\/li>\n<li>This isn&#8217;t good. Bloody Excel doing EXACTLY what i told it to do rather than what i need it to do, deleting the last 2 hours of work. Poop. <\/li>\n<li>If learning how to count. In excel. I really think using an abacus would be simpler. <\/li>\n<li>First spreadsheet I played with was visicalc.. then multiplan.. then excel \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>making a spreadsheet of things I should do in my life <\/li>\n<li>If you know your way around excel file and can work on formulas&#8230; let me tell you.. I admire you <\/li>\n<li>Must stop playing with Excel and actually eat lunch&#8230; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What does a professional Excel user look like? I probably don&#8217;t look like one either. But I liked the tweet that taught me the new Excel expression of the day &#8212; &quot;went Pete Tong&quot;. Thanks to Wikipedia, I now know what that means. this spreadsheet has become nothing but a mess of letters and numbers. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/18\/excel-twitter-20100518\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100518&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=369"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}