{"id":370,"date":"2010-05-19T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-19T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/19\/excel-twitter-20100519\/"},"modified":"2010-05-19T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-19T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100519","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/19\/excel-twitter-20100519\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100519"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Worker bees, weaselese, Shakespeare and prog-rock groups &#8212; whatever it takes to get you through a long work day that&#8217;s filled with Excel.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Are you really working, or are you just playing on Facebook and covering it with a spreadsheet when the suits come <\/li>\n<li>Microsoft Excel makes pretty graphs and charts &#8230;it&#8217;s like dress up for analytics? too nerdy? <\/li>\n<li>im supposed to go through the code in the macro and fix. when guy who made change gassed them &quot;oh its an excel error nothing to do with me&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Thinks I need to learn VBA Code for #Excel. Why wasn&#8217;t I taught macros at my liberal arts university?! <\/li>\n<li>Yes. Incomprehensible budget spreadsheet written in Weaselese <\/li>\n<li>about to try building an sql database in excel. wish me luck. <\/li>\n<li>Excel sheets at work are fun&#8230;until you realize you&#8217;re only thinking that to supress your wishes to be elsewhere. #WorkerBeeMode <\/li>\n<li>Wow. Could Microsoft have made it any more challenging and time consuming to create dynamically ranged Excel charts? <\/li>\n<li>so which business rules are in the spreadsheet?not a conversation snippet that you want to hear. <\/li>\n<li>Pls help&#8230; I pressed some keys by mistake in #excel &amp; now whatever I type is getting typed in #gujarati instead of #english. Shortcut pls <\/li>\n<li>Read a spreadsheet and it was good. <\/li>\n<li>If Shakespeare was working on an Excel spreadsheet, and created a formula, it would be: =OR (B2, NOT (B2)) <\/li>\n<li>#insights10 Lady next to me is already 5 steps ahead&#8230;not only did she create a report, she created and designed a pivot table! <\/li>\n<li>Joe asked why I don&#8217;t take advantage of the stock options.. Because you&#8217;re our CFO and you can&#8217;t work Excel. I&#8217;ll stick with Apple stock thx <\/li>\n<li>I heard a weird comment today: \u201cTracking projects in excel, doesn&#8217;t sound like IT\u201d <\/li>\n<li>something happened to all my work from this morning: Power outage? Evil co-workers? Pointy-haired boss? <\/li>\n<li>my excel spreadsheet has 1849 lines. eyes are like this &#8211;&gt; o.o <\/li>\n<li>This spreadsheet is going so fast I think I just hallucinated the pivotal works of 1972 Swedish prog-rock group \u00c4lgarnas Tr\u00e4dg\u00e5rd #fastmouse <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Table Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Table Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Worker bees, weaselese, Shakespeare and prog-rock groups &#8212; whatever it takes to get you through a long work day that&#8217;s filled with Excel. Are you really working, or are you just playing on Facebook and covering it with a spreadsheet when the suits come Microsoft Excel makes pretty graphs and charts &#8230;it&#8217;s like dress up &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/19\/excel-twitter-20100519\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100519&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=370"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}