{"id":372,"date":"2010-05-21T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-21T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/21\/excel-twitter-20100521\/"},"modified":"2010-05-21T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-21T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100521","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/21\/excel-twitter-20100521\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100521"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Growling, ranting and swearing loudly. Sounds like yesterday&#8217;s tweeters could use some wine from that 98-page list. And if Excel is the second most likely thing, I wonder what&#8217;s in first place.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A morning of Excel VB macro writing. Don &#8216;t know what I&#8217;m doing, but my code seems to be working. Buya! <\/li>\n<li>thinks she might have broken Excel. According to her spreadsheet 1+1=0. Not even the IT guys know what the problem is. <\/li>\n<li>Excel is the second most likely thing to make me swear loudly at work. <\/li>\n<li>Yes, please, let&#8217;s continue to revise this spreadsheet until it is completely useless. <\/li>\n<li>if Life could have an &quot;undo&quot; button, just like Excel&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>You know you&#8217;re about to spend your weekend w\/ Ivy Leaguers when the schedule arrives as an Excel Spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>I just produced the most impressive excel report of my career! 5 worksheets, 22 graphs, beyond understandable formulae.. All are amazed. <\/li>\n<li>OK, 3am, that&#8217;s enough Excel number crunching for a night. Going to bed so I can get up in a few hours to do it all again #Consulting4LifeYo <\/li>\n<li>I think I just growled at my Excel spreadsheet. #timetogohomeyet? <\/li>\n<li>Sign of geek-dom #412: I&#8217;m making an Excel spreadsheet of We Rule crops to determine the best time\/$\/xp ratios. <\/li>\n<li>I just got my thunder stolen&#8211;by Safety Bob, of all people. =S His pivot table is fancier than mine. Bah humbug! <\/li>\n<li>In excel create a bar chart on the acceptability to management of: a) chatting over coffee b) tweeting c) googling <\/li>\n<li>On a Tuftean note, aren&#8217;t the chart defaults in Excel just awful? Come on Microsoft, this is an expensive app! <\/li>\n<li>I meant yes, please save that excel spreadsheet before closing. Damn! <\/li>\n<li>GEEK RANT IV: &quot;I got the Excel spreadsheet thanks. Do you think you can send it again, but sorted by&#8230;.&quot;. No. No I can&#8217;t. #its2010 <\/li>\n<li>Just got an invite to &quot;&quot;Microsoft Excel 2007 Webinar: Keys to Spreadsheet Success&quot; WOW I AM SO EXCITED&#8230; NOT! WTF? Who do you think I am? <\/li>\n<li>: hv been going thru a 98-page wine list on am excel spreadsheet&#8230;my contact lenses are drying up. and i&#8217;m feeling extremely thirsty!! <\/li>\n<li>strange day today, did not make my first pivot table until 4:30pm. #indigestion <\/li>\n<li>Just caught myself tinkering with the programming of a spreadsheet to avoid doing the actual work required. Like THAT&#8217;LL make it go away&#8230; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Table Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Table Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Growling, ranting and swearing loudly. Sounds like yesterday&#8217;s tweeters could use some wine from that 98-page list. And if Excel is the second most likely thing, I wonder what&#8217;s in first place. A morning of Excel VB macro writing. Don &#8216;t know what I&#8217;m doing, but my code seems to be working. Buya! thinks she &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/21\/excel-twitter-20100521\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100521&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=372"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}