{"id":3732,"date":"2019-03-01T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2019-03-01T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3732"},"modified":"2019-02-28T12:21:27","modified_gmt":"2019-02-28T17:21:27","slug":"excel-tweets-roundup-20190301","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2019\/03\/01\/excel-tweets-roundup-20190301\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Tweets Roundup 20190301"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s this week&#8217;s collection of Excel tweets, for your Friday entertainment. Which one sounds like something that you could have posted?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/tigertouch01b.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0px currentcolor; display: inline; background-image: none;\" title=\"Don't touch my Excel files!\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/tigertouch01b_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"Don't touch my Excel files!\" width=\"400\" height=\"200\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets<\/h3>\n<p>Here are my favourite Excel tweets, from all the ones that I saw on Twitter this week.<\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I worked at an investment bank a long time ago. A banker once wrote a 10+ page document using a spreadsheet because &#8220;it was easier to get stuff to line up&#8221;. Footnotes. Paragraphs.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder what % of spreadsheet use is for non spreadsheet use.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 John Cutler (@johncutlefish) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/johncutlefish\/status\/1100645332143095808?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 27, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">This morning I learned that you can make maps in Excel and I haven&#8217;t gotten any work done since.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Amy Hartman (@ameseh) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ameseh\/status\/1100510434086383616?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 26, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Today at work I had to recode and relabel over 300+ variables in Excel, it took me hours.<\/p>\n<p>The whole time I was thinking about that video of Kelly Rowland not knowing what Excel is. If only<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Marie\u269c\ufe0f (@MarieNotIvy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MarieNotIvy\/status\/1100912530581532672?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 28, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">To the person who used all my milk from the fridge at work, I hope your Microsoft Excel says \u201cnot responding\u201d all day long<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Farhad Tahir (@farhadatahir) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/farhadatahir\/status\/1100774934429777920?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 27, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Reviewed a resume at work today. Under \u2018skills\u2019, the candidate had, in order:<br \/>\n1. Ping Pong<br \/>\n2. Salesforce<br \/>\n3. Excel<\/p>\n<p>His interview has been changed to a duel throughout the team.<\/p>\n<p>Win the tournament. Win the job.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nick Kane (@MF_Kane) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MF_Kane\/status\/1100992250509701120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 28, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">does anyone else use Excel like scratch paper? I was obviously trying to work out something, but I have no idea what since I didn&#8217;t label any of it. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/x9OptDMCsM\">pic.twitter.com\/x9OptDMCsM<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kevin \ufe0f\u200d (@MapsCats) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MapsCats\/status\/1100964854909808640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 28, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I pride myself on my spreadsheets at work, Like they&#8217;re absolutely amazing. Then people mess with them. Now not only do I have a severe eye twitch and flaring nostrils &#8211; I&#8217;ve resorted to drinking coffee and trying not to cry. LEAVE MY EXCEL ALONE.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Lexx \u2606 (@alexx_rose_x) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/alexx_rose_x\/status\/1101065366665601024?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 28, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\" data-cards=\"hidden\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I wish I was that efficient. Most often found googling &#8220;how to recover lost work from excel&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Alun (@gamblinglamb) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gamblinglamb\/status\/1101075984818802690?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 28, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Me: -working and efficiently getting work done-<\/p>\n<p>Excel: haha we\u2019ll see about that <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/vGKlE6qMFP\">pic.twitter.com\/vGKlE6qMFP<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Maryssa. (@Maryssa_Allyson) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Maryssa_Allyson\/status\/1100933160639049729?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 28, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I don\u2019t even think they can legally put you on salary anywhere if you can\u2019t work a pivot table<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Npha (@DJNphared) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DJNphared\/status\/1100590323972026368?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 27, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">this guy at work taught me how to use scripts on excel so i pressed one (button) and printed all my drop down selections instead of having to do it one by one &#8230; maybe i do believe in love<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 vc (@teamedwxrd) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/teamedwxrd\/status\/1100915028335697921?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 28, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I just spent over three hours at work trying to fix something only to find out I had the wrong sum in my Excel sheet<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Not a Blogger (@Mr__RTF) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Mr__RTF\/status\/1100831283280793600?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 27, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">\u201cThen I had to make a pivot table\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOooOooOOoooo\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I have nerdy friends. \u00af\\_(\u30c4)_\/\u00af<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Christopher Febles (@Akido37) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Akido37\/status\/1100222924450078721?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 26, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<h3>Excel Tweets Roundup<\/h3>\n<p>Thanks for reading this week&#8217;s Excel tweets roundup, and did you have a favourite?<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t touch my Excel files!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/tigertouch01a.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0px currentcolor; display: inline; background-image: none;\" title=\"Don't touch my Excel files!\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/tigertouch01a_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"Don't touch my Excel files!\" width=\"425\" height=\"425\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s this week&#8217;s collection of Excel tweets, for your Friday entertainment. 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