{"id":375,"date":"2010-05-26T00:03:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-26T04:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/26\/excel-twitter-20100526\/"},"modified":"2010-05-26T00:03:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-26T04:03:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100526","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/26\/excel-twitter-20100526\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100526"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tuesday was a slow day for Excel tweets, so there&#8217;s only a short list for you to read today. Maybe it was the heat! Or maybe everyone was at that Excel bashing session, and too busy to tweet.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I&#8217;ve discovered two things this morning 1. I can&#8217;t work Excel 2. I can&#8217;t count properly <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve been watching the meeting leader fill out a spreadsheet on screen for the last hour and a half. Someone please pull the fire alarm. <\/li>\n<li>Creating an Excel spreadsheet on participants in our anti-spreadsheet raffle. Damned Excel crashes on me Twice&#8230;is it revenge? <\/li>\n<li>on my to do list I wrote &quot;spreadsheet&quot; Spreadsheet for what? I have no idea what I meant. <\/li>\n<li>In excel hell. I need a Microsoft fairy godmother to come and rescue me. <\/li>\n<li>Satan has taken the form of Excel spreadsheet cell T-14 and refuses to assume the proper formatting! #fb <\/li>\n<li>so tomorrow we have an Excel bashing session??? Genuine Joe&#8217;s??? <\/li>\n<li>whenever i write &quot;made a spreadsheet&quot; in my to do list, i put a smiley face next to it #loser #geek <\/li>\n<li>Excel 2007=nanny state.If I could access data without external data connect&#8217;n I would.Why provide facilities you don&#8217;t want me to use? #fail <\/li>\n<li>Excel not responding AGAIN. Send error report? Um, how about an SOS. #wtf #technicaldifficulties <\/li>\n<li>Deep in the bowels of the MS support organisation my pal in the Excel dept is trying to figure out who to send my media player problem too. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Data Entry Tips\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlDataEntry01.html\">Excel Data Entry Tips<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Contextures <a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tuesday was a slow day for Excel tweets, so there&#8217;s only a short list for you to read today. Maybe it was the heat! Or maybe everyone was at that Excel bashing session, and too busy to tweet. I&#8217;ve discovered two things this morning 1. I can&#8217;t work Excel 2. I can&#8217;t count properly I&#8217;ve &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/26\/excel-twitter-20100526\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100526&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=375"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}