{"id":376,"date":"2010-05-27T00:04:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-27T04:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/27\/excel-twitter-20100527\/"},"modified":"2010-05-27T00:04:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-27T04:04:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100527","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/27\/excel-twitter-20100527\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100527"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a safe bet any day that you&#8217;re not the only one pulling out your hair due to Excel problems. Maybe a little Red Bull would help. Or some Excel gum.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My brain is not really excel compatible. <\/li>\n<li>Red Bull + MS Excel + MS Word = Owned <\/li>\n<li>Nothing like a 4am board call to start your day. Note to self &#8211; excel is much less useful viewed on an iPhone. <\/li>\n<li>Internet not working at home. Have to use my phone to be on Google to look up the data to enter into my Excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>I just solved a problem in excel and I have no clue how I did it. I think my fingers were working independent from my brain. #iknowkungfu <\/li>\n<li>The big television outside California Fitness Orchard bonged out and showed excel sheets! LoL! <a href=\"http:\/\/tweetphoto.com\/24008386\">http:\/\/tweetphoto.com\/24008386<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>My signature dunk in the NBA will be called &quot;The Spreadsheet&quot; because it leaves the other players crying #REF! <\/li>\n<li>Just because I&#8217;m sat in the same room as you doesn&#8217;t mean I am your local WORD\/EXCEL\/OUTLOOK expert! I&#8217;m trying todo my own work! Jeeeeeez <\/li>\n<li>#tkf2010 goodies include Excel gum. Microsoft sponsorship? <\/li>\n<li>Today I am copying things from one Excel spreadsheet to another. It&#8217;s the kind of thing you&#8217;d usually get a temp to do. I&#8217;m a temp by proxy. <\/li>\n<li>The boss&#8217;s daughter comes in to do work and keeps asking me excel questions. #annoying <\/li>\n<li>It seems that I am not the only one who is tearing their hair out over Excel today. <\/li>\n<li>So I&#8217;ve been swatting up on Pivot tables in Excel 07 only to find out the software used at my prospective new place of work is 2003. Doh! <\/li>\n<li>This is going to be a spreadsheet of all my Magic the Gathering cards. I&#8217;ve sunk to new lows of nerdery. ): <\/li>\n<li>If I ever see an excel sheet again I am going to scream&#8230;. what&#8217;s this!? An excel sheet! AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Back to work&#8230;. <\/li>\n<li>I just spent 30 minutes creating an excel spreadsheet to calculate the tannins in a wine. Not much else to do on Tuesdays. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Templates\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelfiles.html\">Excel Templates<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a safe bet any day that you&#8217;re not the only one pulling out your hair due to Excel problems. Maybe a little Red Bull would help. Or some Excel gum. My brain is not really excel compatible. 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