{"id":378,"date":"2010-05-31T12:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-31T16:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/31\/excel-twitter-20100531\/"},"modified":"2010-05-31T12:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-31T16:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100531","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/31\/excel-twitter-20100531\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100531"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hope you&#8217;re enjoying the long weekend, and some time away from those Excel spreadsheets! <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>4 hrs on excel. 7 pivot table attempts. 11 graph attempts. 2 Excel crashes. 0 successful spreadsheets. lost data &amp; swearing = lots. #fail <\/li>\n<li>IS it odd that I have to keep a spreadsheet for all of my login\/passwords? A program that SYNCS these will make millions in the first week! <\/li>\n<li>pivot tables are great. Excel thinks for you and makes ur info look far more intelligent than it actually is \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>now knows what&#8217;s worse than creating a spreadsheet: cleaning up someone else&#8217;s. <\/li>\n<li>Banging out firewall policy and address objects to Saint John by The Cold War Kids. Head bobbing making spreadsheet reading troublesome. <\/li>\n<li>A day @ home away from excel sheets <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;d rather stay home and make a neatly organized, sortable spreadsheet of all my different OCD behaviours than go to a wedding. <\/li>\n<li>Showed my parents my #bsc spreadsheet. You can tell they&#8217;re torn between being impressed with my organizational skills, and being horrified. <\/li>\n<li>Once again, I am Lord of the Spreadsheet! (Fade in Celtic dance music) <\/li>\n<li>Oh my, I&#8217;m married to an engineer. My whole life is an Excel spreadsheet! #gottaloveengineers <\/li>\n<li>u lost me at &quot;spent three years creating an Excel spreadsheet..&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/9gjaGW\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/9gjaGW<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>my mom is in town and we&#8217;re redoing my bathroom. she made me do an excel spreadsheet of what is needed and prioritize it. #didntgethatgene <\/li>\n<li>Autofilter is the most abused features of the modern spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Wow. I just made a spreadsheet of our eurovision results of the past 50 years and then fitted a trendline. How depressing&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>You cringe whenever someone calls Excel a database #youmightbeaDBA <\/li>\n<li>Just finished the biggest Excel workbook I&#8217;ve ever done. Good note to end on for the holiday weekend. Be safe out there, my friends! <\/li>\n<li>My boss has his back turned to all of us reading an Excel report and none of us are paying attention. It&#8217;s like high school! <\/li>\n<li>This Excel spreadsheet of doom could be summed up with a single cell containing the word &#8216;screwed&#8217;. <\/li>\n<li>wonders if there&#8217;s any dodgy subtitled French film on tg4 over the weekend. Anything to forget them blasted Excel projects!! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Table Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Table Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hope you&#8217;re enjoying the long weekend, and some time away from those Excel spreadsheets! 4 hrs on excel. 7 pivot table attempts. 11 graph attempts. 2 Excel crashes. 0 successful spreadsheets. lost data &amp; swearing = lots. #fail IS it odd that I have to keep a spreadsheet for all of my login\/passwords? A program &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/05\/31\/excel-twitter-20100531\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100531&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=378"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}