{"id":3784,"date":"2019-05-10T00:02:28","date_gmt":"2019-05-10T04:02:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3784"},"modified":"2019-05-09T12:48:17","modified_gmt":"2019-05-09T16:48:17","slug":"excel-tweets-roundup-20190510","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2019\/05\/10\/excel-tweets-roundup-20190510\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Tweets Roundup 20190510"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why does Excel crash when you click the Save button? Don&#8217;t cry, just do some worksheet formatting, and pretend Excel is an adult colouring book.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets<\/h3>\n<p>Here are my favourite Excel tweets, from all the ones that I saw on Twitter this week.<\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Is there anything more satisfying than a pimped out, beautifully organized Excel workbook? No, no I think not.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Becca M. (@beccam724) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/beccam724\/status\/1125960131835863045?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 8, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\" data-cards=\"hidden\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When I became a manager, I asked my boss for management training. He said, \u201clearn everything about Excel.\u201d At the time I laughed, but the reality is that management is mostly updating spreadsheets.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 my name is shoe \ud83d\udc5f (@mynameis_shoe) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mynameis_shoe\/status\/1125469740057518080?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 6, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Remoting into my work computer from the branch library today&#8230;trying to highlight duplicate values in Excel &amp; sort but 1) over 6000 rows + 2)not sorting corresponding rows + 3)OLD desktop on this end + 4) it is seriously 60\u00b0 in here=<\/p>\n<p>I WANT TO CRY and also eat carbs <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/wfT6lIe79E\">pic.twitter.com\/wfT6lIe79E<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \ud83d\udd2eCan We Panic Now?\ud83c\udf12\ud83c\udf15\ud83c\udf18Curiousity Detective\ud83d\udd76\ufe0f (@FarFlungHope5) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FarFlungHope5\/status\/1126177698349559814?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 8, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I think my favorite thing in the world is when Excel crashes after I click the save button and all my work is lost because I am trying to not lose all my work.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mother of Cats, Breaker of Bank Accounts \u00a9\ufe0f (@schneeblymagoo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/schneeblymagoo\/status\/1126505625599406083?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 9, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">3 pet peeves:<\/p>\n<p>1. Misuse of the word pet peeve. It has to be idiosyncratic, preferably neurotic. (&#8220;Arrogance&#8221; cannot be a pet peeve.)<\/p>\n<p>2. A blank worksheet in an Excel workbook.<\/p>\n<p>3. A tab in an Excel worksheet still displaying the default label (&#8220;Sheet 2&#8221;).<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Genevieve Signoret (@gsignoret) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gsignoret\/status\/1123672464029102080?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 1, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\" data-cards=\"hidden\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">People wanting to code without coding is how we got all these Excel monstrosities<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 [REDACTED] (@TracerPing) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TracerPing\/status\/1126483874517868546?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 9, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\" data-cards=\"hidden\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I had an co-worker who removed keys from the keyboard because they interfered with her excel work.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Michael Dervin (@mdervin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mdervin\/status\/1126496933001015296?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 9, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When you finally get your excel formulas to work <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/4D3xrqaaaR\">pic.twitter.com\/4D3xrqaaaR<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Matt (@mattsavvy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mattsavvy\/status\/1126479438265442305?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 9, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Every time I open a new Excel spreadsheet &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>1. Select All<\/p>\n<p>2. Arial Size 9<\/p>\n<p>3. Zoom Out 75%<\/p>\n<p>4. Column Width 8<\/p>\n<p>5. Begin Work<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 damnPEx (@damnPEx) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/damnPEx\/status\/1126369693202173953?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 9, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I think my work day is equally broken up into<\/p>\n<p>1) answering and sending emails<\/p>\n<p>2) waiting for Excel to stop freezing<\/p>\n<p>3) making a screaming expression but not actually screaming at myself in the bathroom mirror<\/p>\n<p>4) convincing coworkers we need o go to happy hour<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Chris Gonzalez (@livesinpages) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/livesinpages\/status\/1126157593347538945?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 8, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">just realized that my version of coloring in an adult coloring book is formatting an excel workbook, ,, damn<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mack (@mickeyjanelle) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mickeyjanelle\/status\/1125882304000344066?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 7, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">It&#8217;s true though. Whatever system you code, someone will ask if you if you can export it to Excel <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/nvc97juFSa\">pic.twitter.com\/nvc97juFSa<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Buck Woody (@BuckWoodyMSFT) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BuckWoodyMSFT\/status\/1126185235119529984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 8, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Okay, Excel. I apologise for every slur I&#8217;ve ever uttered against you. Your map charts are not perfect but extremely close. Well done.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 K&#8217;Dala (@KDala) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KDala\/status\/1125886992208756737?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 7, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Before my first at bat at work softball my boss whispered \u201cwe know you don\u2019t know how to use excel\u201d. So basically I have to hit dingers to save my job<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Michael Graham (@michaelg2424) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/michaelg2424\/status\/1125948845786112000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 8, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<h3>Excel Tweets Roundup<\/h3>\n<p>Thanks for reading this week&#8217;s Excel tweets roundup, and did you have a favourite?<\/p>\n<p>Excel makes me want to cry and eat carbs<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-3782 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/exceleatcarbs01a.jpg\" alt=\"Excel makes me want to cry and eat carbs\" width=\"425\" height=\"425\" srcset=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/exceleatcarbs01a.jpg 425w, https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/exceleatcarbs01a-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/exceleatcarbs01a-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 425px) 85vw, 425px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why does Excel crash when you click the Save button? 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