{"id":3787,"date":"2019-05-17T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2019-05-17T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3787"},"modified":"2019-05-16T13:33:49","modified_gmt":"2019-05-16T17:33:49","slug":"excel-tweets-roundup-20190517","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2019\/05\/17\/excel-tweets-roundup-20190517\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Tweets Roundup 20190517"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are your Excel formulas longer than a football field? If they are, you should probably save your work every 2 minutes or so. You don&#8217;t want to lose 3 days worth of work!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets<\/h3>\n<p>Here are my favourite Excel tweets, from all the ones that I saw on Twitter this week.<\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\" data-cards=\"hidden\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I had a boss that used Excel without tables. &#8230; It hurt me.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 A. Barbie (@AmericasBarbie) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AmericasBarbie\/status\/1129049505285005315?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 16, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\" data-cards=\"hidden\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I have my Excel sheet set to &#8216;Auto Save&#8217; every 2 minutes. I lost about 14 hours worth of work 2 years ago and legitimately almost quit my job right there and then.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 ScotOfTheSouth (@TartanTaterTot) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TartanTaterTot\/status\/1129034122821873666?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 16, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Once you start having to use excel for work you realize that VLOOKUP basically owns your soul<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Licornia we gone patreon now (@vestariares) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/vestariares\/status\/1128642962609537024?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 15, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">everyone: once you make the pivot table it all starts to make sense<\/p>\n<p>me: HOW DO YOU MAKE THE PIVOT?? TABLE????????<\/p>\n<p>everyone: excel words that mean nothing because clearly. It\u2019s not all about. The gd table<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 curvy barbie (@theflowerchildd) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/theflowerchildd\/status\/1128966374393622528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 16, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When you spend a full work day doing excel spreadsheets, then come home and play tetris, you just might be a dork.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Bernt Reynoldz (@SleazyBMartini) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SleazyBMartini\/status\/1128807096198336513?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 15, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Just lost three days worth of excel work. IT can&#8217;t recover. This day is dead to me already.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nate (@aintgettinn8han) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/aintgettinn8han\/status\/1129007632931590144?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 16, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I used to think I was really good in Excel. Then I saw my boss put together sheets with 30 tabs and formulas longer than a football field. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/GuessWhoHasANewInferiorityComplex?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#GuessWhoHasANewInferiorityComplex<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Alex Okopien (@LocoOko94) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LocoOko94\/status\/1128775909107015680?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 15, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\" data-cards=\"hidden\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My main problem with Word\/Excel is that they think they know better, and will go out of their way to change what I input without warning or asking.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jacopo Bertolotti (@j_bertolotti) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/j_bertolotti\/status\/1128631308652032000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 15, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">There was straight up people fighting each other on the train and I was straight up in the corner trying to make a pivot table on an excel sheet. Tell me my life isn\u2019t interesting every dang day I\u2019m an accountant. I dare you.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 ponderings (@pawndereengs) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pawndereengs\/status\/1128870996616683520?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 16, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Absolutely gorgeous out. Easily my favorite day this year that I&#8217;ve spent in front of my computer, trying to figure out how Excel macros work<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Alec &#8216;Ironic Nickname&#8217; Stein (@SirAlecStein) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SirAlecStein\/status\/1128742981488513024?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 15, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I\u2019m reviewing an Excel workbook. It has one tab for each European country: Armenia, Greece, Ireland, Hungry, etc.<\/p>\n<p>Hungry.<\/p>\n<p>Hungry has its own tab. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/YSchM3Hz2A\">pic.twitter.com\/YSchM3Hz2A<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Shouty Cassandra (@clacksee) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/clacksee\/status\/1128319557062549504?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 14, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;ve got to stop answering all questions at work with &#8220;you should use a pivot table&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dr Selina (@followthelemur) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/followthelemur\/status\/1128774773545328641?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 15, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<h3>Excel Tweets Roundup<\/h3>\n<p>Thanks for reading this week&#8217;s Excel tweets roundup, and did you have a favourite?<\/p>\n<p>My Excel formulas are longer than a football field!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/formulaslong01a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0px currentcolor; display: inline; background-image: none;\" title=\"My Excel formulas are longer than a football field!\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/formulaslong01a_thumb.png\" alt=\"My Excel formulas are longer than a football field!\" width=\"425\" height=\"425\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are your Excel formulas longer than a football field? 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