{"id":380,"date":"2010-06-02T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-06-02T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/06\/02\/excel-twitter-20100602\/"},"modified":"2010-06-02T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-06-02T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100602","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/06\/02\/excel-twitter-20100602\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100602"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some funny Excel tweets, a sad tweet about the end of the Microsoft newsgroups, and a June 1st holiday that was news to me! The tweet that mentions Excel in context with tweets gets bonus points.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I just found a formula in an Excel spreadsheet that would take me three full tweets to post. <\/li>\n<li>Also fellas every once in awhile sit yo woman to explain how fine she is to you. use powerpoint,excel charts whatever just tell her <\/li>\n<li>Here&#8217;s a fun thing to do. Create a password for an Excel document, then later forget the password and not be able to use it. Argh! <\/li>\n<li>The last day <a href=\"http:\/\/msgroups.net\/microsoft.public.excel.newusers\/The-last-day\">http:\/\/msgroups.net\/microsoft.public.excel.newusers\/The-last-day<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>after spending 3 hours at home knocking up graphs for my research paper on Excel 2007, the earlier version at work seem strangely archaic :S <\/li>\n<li>If only people thought BEFORE they used #Excel in anger, my life would be so simple&#8230; #frustration <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m prepping for an upcoming job interview. My current thrilling activity is learning how to do pivot tables in Excel. #NotAHappyCamper <\/li>\n<li>When people tell me I&#8217;m too anal, I just give them a wry smile, and add their name to my spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>attempting to create an Excel spreadsheet of all my music&#8230; which is reminding me how much I hate categories and boxes. frustrating&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Sometimes when I feel extra lazy I just open an excel spreadsheet. That always makes you seem like you&#8217;re working hard. <\/li>\n<li>Something to tell your friends at the monthly spreadsheet lovers lunch meeting: i was forced to use Excel. Their plan is working. <\/li>\n<li>Just applied for the PIVOT table training. GOOD LUCK TO ME! i hope i get it.. heeee! <\/li>\n<li>Had a dream about excel spreadsheets last night&#8230;also birds pecking my eyes. I don&#8217;t know which was worse. <\/li>\n<li>I wish you could make Excel&#8217;s Outlining commands work on a protected sheet. Still a no-go in Excel 2010. \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>Trying so, so hard to love Numbers as much as Excel&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s 4:15AM and the city is asleep. Rain falls outside the window. It&#8217;s just me, songbirds and a spreadsheet&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Working from home in honor of June 1st. Actually, just looking for an excuse to drink beer all day and BBQ, while working on Excel. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Table Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Table Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Templates\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelfiles.html\">Excel Templates<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some funny Excel tweets, a sad tweet about the end of the Microsoft newsgroups, and a June 1st holiday that was news to me! The tweet that mentions Excel in context with tweets gets bonus points. I just found a formula in an Excel spreadsheet that would take me three full tweets to post. Also &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/06\/02\/excel-twitter-20100602\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100602&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-380","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/380","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=380"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/380\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}