{"id":381,"date":"2010-06-03T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-06-03T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/06\/03\/excel-twitter-20100603\/"},"modified":"2010-06-03T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-06-03T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100603","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/06\/03\/excel-twitter-20100603\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100603"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If a spreadsheet doesn&#8217;t make you laugh, maybe the sight of a squirrel trying to learn Excel would amuse you. If all else fails, a colour-coded worksheet should do the trick!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Just tried to paste an Excel Chart into Facebook. What&#8217;s wrong with me? <\/li>\n<li>Really? A spreadsheet isn&#8217;t a database? Dang it. Now I&#8217;m going to have to adjust my worldview. <\/li>\n<li>Oh Excel 2010 and your new pivot table ways! Damn you!!!! <\/li>\n<li>had to walk away from this excel chart I&#8217;m trying to make. I nailed it six months ago, but I can&#8217;t remember how?! <\/li>\n<li>Why should I go through all the trouble of creating a Spreadsheet with many columns, color coordinated, &amp; bold #&#8217;s in Red IF it&#8217;s ignored!?! <\/li>\n<li>Me: &quot;Here&#8217;s a spreadsheet with projected cash flow for 12 months.&quot;Person at bank: &quot;Hey is that an iPad!?!&quot; #unexpectedresponse <\/li>\n<li>i believe i finally got to the root of the latest excel problem. now its time to drink. =) <\/li>\n<li>sustained periods of meetings with the odd shower of Excel &#8211; it&#8217;s project estimation time! Exciting stuff&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>When I was 18, being this tired meat that I&#8217;d done some fun and probably sinful things in the last 24 hrs. Now? A spreadsheet too far. <\/li>\n<li>I know there must be good data somewhere in your spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>I couldn&#8217;t get through the workday without a bit of comedy. And this spreadsheet just isn&#8217;t making me laugh :p <\/li>\n<li>My goal this week was to teach the squirrel outside my window to use Excel. It&#8217;s not going to work out, he just doesn&#8217;t pay attention. <\/li>\n<li>Quote of the day: &quot;The Spreadsheet has spoken&quot; <\/li>\n<li>This Excel spreadsheet is corrupted. #ObamasFault <\/li>\n<li>Someone referred to my excel spreadsheet as a &quot;shining example of organisation&quot; today. Yup, I think this is it &#8211; the highlight of my career. <\/li>\n<li>If MS Excel 2008 hasn&#8217;t crashed your Mac recently, you&#8217;re not trying hard enough. <\/li>\n<li>You should probably keep a colour-coded spreadsheet anyway, just because &#8211; okay, it&#8217;s unjustifiable. But it&#8217;s fun! <\/li>\n<li>It occurs to me that no amount of excel knowledge can fix a case of BAD DATA. \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Table Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Table Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tips\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If a spreadsheet doesn&#8217;t make you laugh, maybe the sight of a squirrel trying to learn Excel would amuse you. If all else fails, a colour-coded worksheet should do the trick! Just tried to paste an Excel Chart into Facebook. What&#8217;s wrong with me? Really? A spreadsheet isn&#8217;t a database? Dang it. Now I&#8217;m going &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/06\/03\/excel-twitter-20100603\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100603&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=381"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/381\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}