{"id":3844,"date":"2019-08-23T00:01:38","date_gmt":"2019-08-23T04:01:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3844"},"modified":"2021-05-17T11:54:22","modified_gmt":"2021-05-17T15:54:22","slug":"excel-tweets-roundup-20190823","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2019\/08\/23\/excel-tweets-roundup-20190823\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Tweets Roundup 20190823"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are you more likely to be killed by a rattlesnake or a spreadsheet? If you&#8217;d rather not think about that, just watch this music video about charts, to help you relax.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets<\/h3>\n<p>Here are my favourite Excel tweets, from all the ones that I saw on Twitter this week.<\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">New recipe sheets at work that look like a kid from middle school just discovered an excel spreadsheet for the first time.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sage Philips (@SagePhilips7) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SagePhilips7\/status\/1164137217423527936?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 21, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I still use Casio at work when Excel decides to be moody&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/foJpTnRV8U\">https:\/\/t.co\/foJpTnRV8U<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 #BeatBaker (@redwire_vxiii) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/redwire_vxiii\/status\/1164038648288993280?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 21, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I\u2019ve literally never received a spreadsheet at work and thought \u201cThis person knows what they\u2019re doing, they\u2019ve clearly used Excel at least once in their life.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 jf (@nomdepepier) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nomdepepier\/status\/1164230469556285440?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 21, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I give myself 10 seconds each morning to scream, &#8220;Pivot&#8221; in my head to get it out of my system and then I open my excel.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 edna mode (@PrachiShirole) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PrachiShirole\/status\/1164490985998446592?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 22, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Our 3 year old requested a weird Science show w breakfast this morning. Now this music video about <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/charts?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#charts<\/a> has me jacked up to work in Excel today \ud83e\udd13\ud83d\ude0e <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/rRIOnu9ixF\">pic.twitter.com\/rRIOnu9ixF<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Eric Nelson (@FANgeopolitics) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FANgeopolitics\/status\/1164512597816643584?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 22, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Outlook and Excel have died on my work computer. I feel like half my brain is missing.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Paul \u201cWoolly Rhinoceros&#8221; J (@maxcelcat) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/maxcelcat\/status\/1164328969857990656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 22, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Work has been so slow I made spreadsheets to see exactly how long it\u2019ll take to pay off my student loans. So now I\u2019m skilled in Excel and applying to new jobs \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Cassandra Martinez (@CaseyC110) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CaseyC110\/status\/1164252679994052608?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 21, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\" data-cards=\"hidden\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I work from home and look like a sloth 5 days a week. Also, the spreadsheets are trying to kill you. My eyes are screwed from excel sheets.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 lifekicksmeintheass (@stephrtn) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/stephrtn\/status\/1164283976145625088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 21, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I got into work AN HOUR EARLY because I was so stressed about my dog, and I got lost in excel vba and left ON TIME. Why, macros? Why?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Hey! Please don&#8217;t vote CPC \ud83c\udde8\ud83c\udde6 (@HeyItsCrystal) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HeyItsCrystal\/status\/1163903162354454529?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 20, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;ve spent most of my day staring at Excel and bashing my head off the wall.<\/p>\n<p>Got things to work though \\o\/ Success!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Stef Dolan (@Lyra_Wolf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Lyra_Wolf\/status\/1164167631919812608?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 21, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">There is no satisfaction greater than struggling with an Excel formula and finally getting it to work.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sandra -Amazon FC Ambassador (@LoveMyFriendz69) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LoveMyFriendz69\/status\/1163808809090990081?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 20, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">A movie where a ghost has unfinished business but it\u2019s some routine office work like Excel spreadsheets for his boss<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 John Brhel (@johnbrhel) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/johnbrhel\/status\/1163820531667181568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 20, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Signed up for a rattlesnake awareness course at work bc apparently my office job is knee-deep in rattlesnakes. Come, rattlesnake coworkers, teach me the ways of the Excel spreadsheet.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Liz Breazeale (@LizBreazeale) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LizBreazeale\/status\/1163838956896575488?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 20, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">In an all-day Excel training and super aware of how valuable this info is to my work and yet also how mundane and trivial my cubicle life has become.. \ud83d\ude45\ud83c\udffb\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Crystal Sanchez (@cristalyze) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cristalyze\/status\/1164189001458302976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 21, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Dear Excel,<\/p>\n<p>You don&#8217;t know me, and I don&#8217;t know you. But for the love of all that is good in the world, please make my pivot tables work properly, and in less than 3 hrs.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Lilithrevised (@Lilithrevised) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Lilithrevised\/status\/1164258174041546752?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 21, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Using notepad++ and Excel at work in tandem <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/I5hODC2vi7\">pic.twitter.com\/I5hODC2vi7<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dynasty intro (@PYTH0N1C) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PYTH0N1C\/status\/1164229631928688640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 21, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\" data-cards=\"hidden\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">they were excel tears (70% water, 5% salt, 25% pivot tables)<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Shirsho Dasgupta (@ShirshoD) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ShirshoD\/status\/1163965450549628929?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 21, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<h3>Excel Tweets Roundup<\/h3>\n<p>Thanks for reading this week&#8217;s Excel tweets roundup, and did you have a favourite?<\/p>\n<p>My Excel tears are 30% lookup formulas<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3839\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/exceltears01a-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"My Excel tears are 30% lookup formulas\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/exceltears01a-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/exceltears01a-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/exceltears01a.jpg 425w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3841\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/exceltears01b-300x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/exceltears01b-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/exceltears01b.jpg 425w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you more likely to be killed by a rattlesnake or a spreadsheet? 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