{"id":386,"date":"2010-06-10T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-06-10T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/06\/10\/excel-twitter-20100610\/"},"modified":"2010-06-10T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-06-10T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100610","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/06\/10\/excel-twitter-20100610\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100610"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Three tweets about losing Excel work because the wrong button was clicked, and all from different tweeters. Remember &#8212; read the message first, and THEN click the button. You&#8217;re welcome!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>when my boss starts talking accounting lingo all i hear is &quot;blah blah blah money&#8230;blah blah blah excel&quot; and she hears &quot;zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Wishes you could use SQL in a normal excel workbook to filter and tweak normal excel data (not a data connection) <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve a laptop and an excel spreadsheet. That should about do it&#8230;. <\/li>\n<li>My Excel macros are doing hours of tedious work in seconds. BEHOLD, FOR I WIELD THE VISUAL BASIC, THE ROBOTS BEND TO MY EVERY WILL! <\/li>\n<li>The solution to this particular Excel problem, it changed my life! You think I&#8217;m kidding don&#8217;t you? <\/li>\n<li>I just started an Excel spreadsheet entitled &quot;@Disneyland&quot;. Yes. I am Excel crazy. <\/li>\n<li>Two hours of work on Excel gone due to a simple oversight of the Save button. I need a drink. <\/li>\n<li>Just clicked the wrong button and lost several hours of work in Excel. I think it&#8217;s time to go home. <\/li>\n<li>Have I said how much I hate apps that mark windows as dirty upon opening? Just lost some work in excel b\/c I misread the warning dialog. <\/li>\n<li>Backing up my spreadsheet to a billion places before going home. Enjoying the challenge &#8211; but I will die if I have to redo any of it. <\/li>\n<li>Shoot. I color-coded an Excel spreadsheet but I forgot what the colors mean. <\/li>\n<li>Due to my need to transfer flow charts on the wall to Excel, my desk area is temporarily sideways #productivity <\/li>\n<li>Oh, stupid Excel. I give up&#8230;you win. Take whatever you want. \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>nah, I would have to kill power point. Excel doesn&#8217;t make people as stupid as the pp. <\/li>\n<li>How to look busy at work: open up some random business spreadsheet with lots of pretty colours and slam the desk every 10 minutes <\/li>\n<li>No, wait! I think I know how to use Excel now!! <\/li>\n<li>I can work all day and never open Word, but I&#8217;ll have 14 Excel spreadsheets open by the time I shutdown. #theironyofacommunicationsmajor <\/li>\n<li>My idea of a good relaxing night? Strawberry ice cream and SYTYCD dvr. My husbands? Creating excel spreadsheets with pivot tables of recipes <\/li>\n<li>the use of pivot tables &#8211; sign of an Excel guru or an easy out? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Table Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Table Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tips\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three tweets about losing Excel work because the wrong button was clicked, and all from different tweeters. Remember &#8212; read the message first, and THEN click the button. You&#8217;re welcome! when my boss starts talking accounting lingo all i hear is &quot;blah blah blah money&#8230;blah blah blah excel&quot; and she hears &quot;zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz&quot; Wishes you could &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/06\/10\/excel-twitter-20100610\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100610&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}