{"id":389,"date":"2010-06-15T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-06-15T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/06\/15\/excel-twitter-20100615\/"},"modified":"2010-06-15T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-06-15T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100615","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/06\/15\/excel-twitter-20100615\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100615"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The World Cup has barely started, and already people are setting up snooker files in Excel. There&#8217;s just no end to the excitement!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Excel is fine for adding numbers together and creating charts, but most people really need a database&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I vowed to never set foot upon Excel and spreadsheets ever again but hark I venture ever forward to the Mount Doom of statistics and charts <\/li>\n<li>playing around in Excel (Microsoft Office 07) &#8211; the doughnut charts are amazing! <\/li>\n<li>did you put &quot;Fruity drinks galore&quot; in electric blue on the spreadsheet?? <\/li>\n<li>Three hours into this week and I&#8217;ve done a lot of work but have nothing to show for it except eraser rubbings and a convoluted spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>&quot;This morning, I am thankful for Luther&#8217;s &quot;&quot;Bondage of the Will&quot;&quot;, Ryan Adams&#8217; &quot;&quot;Love Is Hell&quot;&quot; EPs, and Excel SpecialCells. A nerd trifecta&#8230;&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Dude, the other day I saw my boss numbering lines 1-500 on a spreadsheet manually. #excelfail <\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t squash my sex life with your spreadsheet. -From a good friend describing her marriage. ROFL! <\/li>\n<li>Where&#8217;s Chuck Norris? Need him to give Excel 2007 an old fashioned Round House Kick to the face. <\/li>\n<li>Been using Excel for the last 5 hours-ish. My whole life has been carefully planned so I would never have to do this. Where did I go wrong. <\/li>\n<li>The new ranking system for snooker next season seems not too complicated. But fitting it into a compact excel file proves to be hard work. <\/li>\n<li>After an hour of spreadsheets I realise that I&#8217;m more of a &#8216;Word&#8217; guy than an &#8216;Excel&#8217; guy <\/li>\n<li>The pile driver shaking the building today really lends an air of blue-collar authenticity to this Excel spreadsheet I&#8217;m working on. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Data Entry Tips\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlDataEntry01.html\">Excel Data Entry Tips<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The World Cup has barely started, and already people are setting up snooker files in Excel. There&#8217;s just no end to the excitement! Excel is fine for adding numbers together and creating charts, but most people really need a database&#8230; I vowed to never set foot upon Excel and spreadsheets ever again but hark I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/06\/15\/excel-twitter-20100615\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100615&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=389"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}