{"id":390,"date":"2010-06-16T00:03:00","date_gmt":"2010-06-16T04:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/06\/16\/excel-twitter-20100616\/"},"modified":"2010-06-16T00:03:00","modified_gmt":"2010-06-16T04:03:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100616","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/06\/16\/excel-twitter-20100616\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100616"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mmmm\u2026cupcakes. I didn&#8217;t know they came with an Excel topping. Maybe they&#8217;re just in Australia though.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My new spreadsheet is a work of art. Pivot Tables and everything. With great excel power comes great excel responsibility. <\/li>\n<li>OK. That&#8217;s it. I&#8217;ve been fighting with Excel all effing day and I&#8217;ve had it. Just gonna go sit in my boss&#8217;s office until he sends me home. <\/li>\n<li>Why does using Excel always induce profanity? Why can&#8217;t things just work like they do in Numbers? Why, internet, why? <\/li>\n<li>I need to make an excel spreadsheet of drink specials and hours of happy for this summer. <\/li>\n<li>So sad I&#8217;ve never tried using a pivot table before. They is awesome <\/li>\n<li>Just found a spreadsheet from 2000 when I was tracking Gas in my 1994 VW Golf, gas was $1.25\/gallon <\/li>\n<li>The idiot that set up this MS Excel spreadsheet and swears the formulas are right even though they&#8217;re not #qualifiedtocoachLeBronJames <\/li>\n<li>our job is to build bridges, which many times are made out of excel cells. how true. #e2conf-6 <\/li>\n<li>Why does my boss always come up with the most asinine excel graphs 5 minutes before his meetings? <\/li>\n<li>Excel Pivot Tables are really neat and powerful, and a confusing PITA if you don&#8217;t work with them frequently. <\/li>\n<li>The only way to have fun with Excel would be to print out the source code and use all that paper to make artificial snow. <\/li>\n<li>Taping together a 55page spreadsheet I authored for work. Need more tape. <\/li>\n<li>The problem with Excel is I keep thinking of exciting figures I can generate with it instead of doing what I meant to do in the 1st place! <\/li>\n<li>Have been working at breakneck speed for a deadline that was wrong&#8230;b\/c I can&#8217;t read my own excel spreadsheet! #organizationalfail <\/li>\n<li>So sad I&#8217;m not eating a spreadsheet cupcake right now. People in Sydney, go get one for me @ Martin Place. #officemayor <a href=\"http:\/\/twitpic.com\/1wvt2v\">http:\/\/twitpic.com\/1wvt2v<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>You work a messy, multi-step Excel miracle for B; B then wants you to explain it so &quot;I can tell others how I did it.&quot; Waay over B&#8217;s head&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>how do i explain to my boss that the goat took my spreadsheet?&#8230; \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>I use a flip chart more frequently than I use excel. It is my main business tool! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mmmm\u2026cupcakes. I didn&#8217;t know they came with an Excel topping. Maybe they&#8217;re just in Australia though. My new spreadsheet is a work of art. Pivot Tables and everything. With great excel power comes great excel responsibility. OK. That&#8217;s it. I&#8217;ve been fighting with Excel all effing day and I&#8217;ve had it. Just gonna go sit &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/06\/16\/excel-twitter-20100616\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100616&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-390","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=390"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}