{"id":392,"date":"2010-06-18T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-06-18T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/06\/18\/excel-twitter-20100618\/"},"modified":"2010-06-18T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-06-18T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100618","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/06\/18\/excel-twitter-20100618\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100618"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Homeless shelters, dangerous VPs and laptop cravings. Just another #REF! day in Excel.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My desktop is turning into a spreadsheet homeless shelter. #excel #8versionsofthesameshit #msoffice #work:( <\/li>\n<li>I love Excel, I do. Until I can&#8217;t reconcile the $926 cash sitting in front of me with the pretty colored boxes which tell me I&#8217;m short $213. <\/li>\n<li>Interns! I love you dearly, but you do not impress us with your knowledge of actors\/movies\/or directors. Just excel skills. <\/li>\n<li>I think I might be addicted to my job. Symptoms: craving laptop left at work as I just had a great idea to and need to excel it out #tosser <\/li>\n<li>One should never use Excel in anger. <\/li>\n<li>I refuse to help anyone with any system or data unless they know what a excel pivot table is <\/li>\n<li>Been trying to solve a certain problem with some of my work for MONTHS. Turns out I had two columns mixed up in excel. <\/li>\n<li>I made my first Excel Spreadsheet in SO long, and for nerd purposes too. <\/li>\n<li>Is doing a pivot table analysis of my daughters SMS usage geeky and\/or snoopy? Or just smart parenting? <\/li>\n<li>Halp halp the spreadsheet is broken and won&#8217;t let me type anything &quot;&#8230;you have the font coloured white.&quot; #officeadventuresinIT <\/li>\n<li>Another day, another chair I have to sit in for 6 or so hours. Only my excellent view has been replaced by Excel. <\/li>\n<li>I use excel to track everything. 97 still works, but would love to upgrade <\/li>\n<li>If today were a cell in an Excel spreadsheet, it would be #REF! <\/li>\n<li>De-motivated by microsoft excel! Tough days for me, defeated by vlookups \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>I just taught my VP about pivot tables in Excel. She&#8217;s going to be REALLY dangerous now. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Contextures Excel Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Homeless shelters, dangerous VPs and laptop cravings. Just another #REF! day in Excel. My desktop is turning into a spreadsheet homeless shelter. #excel #8versionsofthesameshit #msoffice #work:( I love Excel, I do. Until I can&#8217;t reconcile the $926 cash sitting in front of me with the pretty colored boxes which tell me I&#8217;m short $213. Interns! &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/06\/18\/excel-twitter-20100618\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100618&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=392"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}