{"id":394,"date":"2010-06-22T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-06-22T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/06\/22\/excel-twitter-20100622\/"},"modified":"2010-06-22T10:20:57","modified_gmt":"2010-06-22T14:20:57","slug":"excel-twitter-20100622","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/06\/22\/excel-twitter-20100622\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100622"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Looks like some people are being paid by the hour, instead of getting project-based pay.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Giant Excel models are like well-made hand-knotted rugs: there is always an imperfection hidden in there somewhere. <\/li>\n<li>I know where I get it from. I just saw a 75row x 15 column Excel spreadsheet my dad made for fun. How timely &#8212; happy father&#8217;s day. <\/li>\n<li>just accidentally take over glastonbury clashfinder for my boss to sign off instead of an excel spreadsheet. He is now studying it <\/li>\n<li>Typing into an excel spreadsheet&#8230;..as&#8230;&#8230;slowly&#8230;&#8230;as&#8230;..I&#8230;..can&#8230;.. <\/li>\n<li>Oh boy, not a good Idea saying to my boss whos been watching me work over my shoulder &quot;You know, Excel really isnt a spectator sport&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Worked my ass off editing a 50-something table Excel spreadsheet; by pretending to be a manual Find and Replace tool. <\/li>\n<li>Oh my! I see it&#8217;s going to be one of those VBA #EXCEL hell days today! <\/li>\n<li>HAHAHAHAHAH I can&#8217;t believe my colleague actually brought his excel book to work cos we are required to do charts for excel!!!!!!!!! <\/li>\n<li>i admit it! I&#8217;m an excel geek &#8211; but creating a really nice, super clean\/informative chart is deeply satisfying.. I am not ashamed ! \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>Today&#8217;s lesson: Microsoft Excel not responding <\/li>\n<li>Excel pivot tables are best analyzed with a couple of glasses of wine. <\/li>\n<li>in high school we used to make &quot;flipbooks&quot; in excel by drawing in the cells in ms works for dos&#8217;s spreadsheet tool and hitting page down. <\/li>\n<li>pivot tables are pretty much Excel&#8217;s only worthwhile feature. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Looks like some people are being paid by the hour, instead of getting project-based pay. Giant Excel models are like well-made hand-knotted rugs: there is always an imperfection hidden in there somewhere. I know where I get it from. I just saw a 75row x 15 column Excel spreadsheet my dad made for fun. How &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/06\/22\/excel-twitter-20100622\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100622&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=394"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":396,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394\/revisions\/396"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}