{"id":397,"date":"2010-06-23T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-06-23T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/06\/23\/excel-twitter-20100623\/"},"modified":"2010-06-23T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-06-23T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100623","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/06\/23\/excel-twitter-20100623\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100623"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hope the guy who left his Excel password list open, isn&#8217;t the same guy who&#8217;s responsible for the emergency budget spreadsheet. Things are bad enough already!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I&#8217;m having fun imagining senarios where a Jedi would use Excel. Midi-Chlorian pivot charts probably. <\/li>\n<li>Quote of the day: &quot;You need to pivot table your life&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Was given a helpful new keyboard shortcut at work to replace ctrl-c. But he gave me cut not copy, so excel is now full of holes. <\/li>\n<li>is listening to the #emergencybudget online&#8230; Jeeeess.. Could you imagin the size of the Excel spreadsheet to work all that out??!! haha <\/li>\n<li>Solved a colleague&#8217;s bizarre excel problem with one carefully crafted google query. I hope this counts as retrieval and not support. <\/li>\n<li>My eyes are red and tired like right after crying. And it&#8217;s only thanks to this day at work and working with stupid charts in Excel!!! <\/li>\n<li>Bloke next to me just left his desktop unlocked with his &#8216;password spreadsheet&#8217; open. Tempted to Press CTRL+P, Enter \ud83d\ude00 #devious <\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel, when I create a worksheet, why not give me an opportunity to name it rather than forcing me to rename it afterwards. Bah! <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m all for BCC promoting cycling, but why is the entry form for the prize draw a bloody excel spreadsheet? <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/aJwA2z\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/aJwA2z<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>I have never been able to properly &quot;Freeze Panes&quot; correctly in Excel the first time. Ever. <\/li>\n<li>There are over a trillion cells in the human body, but only 17179869184 cells in an excel 2007 worksheet&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Filling a spreadsheet to #bach feels like playing the piano \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>Learn to love the Excel. It is your friend. You can sort and do all sorts of magic. <\/li>\n<li>Thanks to Microsoft i can say excel crashed, work lost and no one doubts that i am lying \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>Poor spreadsheet management can doom #BI, #CPM projects <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/9yZwsY\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/9yZwsY<\/a> #businessintelligence <\/li>\n<li>Currently putting my grocery list in a spreadsheet. THAT BORED <\/li>\n<li>The spreadsheet I am trying to make sense of <a href=\"http:\/\/brizzly.com\/pic\/2UA2\">http:\/\/brizzly.com\/pic\/2UA2<\/a>. Note beautiful clashing &amp; inconsistent conditional formatting <\/li>\n<li>Just wrote a excel\/access macro 15 lines to get the data 5 lines to generate the excel and 70 lines of code to format the result. <\/li>\n<li>i shall risk my brain power and do an excel chart. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hope the guy who left his Excel password list open, isn&#8217;t the same guy who&#8217;s responsible for the emergency budget spreadsheet. Things are bad enough already! I&#8217;m having fun imagining senarios where a Jedi would use Excel. Midi-Chlorian pivot charts probably. Quote of the day: &quot;You need to pivot table your life&quot; Was given &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/06\/23\/excel-twitter-20100623\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100623&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=397"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}