{"id":400,"date":"2010-06-28T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-06-28T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/06\/28\/excel-twitter-20100628\/"},"modified":"2010-06-28T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-06-28T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100628","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/06\/28\/excel-twitter-20100628\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100628"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sure, your brain knows that a spreadsheet can&#8217;t solve everything, but sometimes you try anyway &#8212; especially if it&#8217;s cold, or your feet hurt.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Working on my film gear budget. Have decided that I&#8217;m in love with the Excel &quot;sumif&quot; function: &quot;NO&quot; &quot;MUST&quot; &quot;MAYBE&quot; &quot;NEXTLIFE&quot; <\/li>\n<li>I halped daughter with her IT homework in Excel by adding a Command Button+some neat code.Felt guilty.Added my name in a comment <\/li>\n<li>Last hr of work I never really work. Just click diff excel files adnd shuffle papers lmao <\/li>\n<li>Here&#8217;s a tip: be very careful when using Find &amp; Replace in excel. Bad things can happen. Like completely ruining a couple hours&#8217; work. <\/li>\n<li>Shower, Liverpool top, spreadsheet, beer, #Eng match*. In that order. *Disclaimer: one of these activities may be postponed until 17:15 <\/li>\n<li>Made budget on Excel; under &quot;cabs,&quot; included separate tabs for &quot;frantic AM cab to work&quot; &quot;when drunk&quot; &quot;it&#8217;s cold&quot; &quot;feet hurt&quot; and &quot;cuz&quot;. <\/li>\n<li>Sponsor an African CHILD spreadsheet. An print ad #ewb is running in Engineering Dimensions next week: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitpic.com\/1zty7d\">http:\/\/twitpic.com\/1zty7d<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>&#8216;I&#8217;m an engine-idler vigilante&#8217;: My success rate with cops is only 5 per cent. I keep an Excel spreadsheet so I ha&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/9Naz4p\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/9Naz4p<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>All of my totals in excel are off by ONE CENT. WHAT THE HECK <\/li>\n<li>OH: Who has seen Excel used as a database? (hands up) As a presentation tool? (hands up) As a spreadsheet? (crickets) #pyconau <\/li>\n<li>Contemplating trying a new bourguignon recipe but it&#8217;s so complicated it comes with an Excel spreadsheet and a decoder ring :S <\/li>\n<li>Audi UK bulletin: &quot;..new ordering process on Q5 models, an Excel spreadsheet. Faxed orders will still be processed due to a spreadsheet bug&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Deep into excel spreadsheet budgeting work; feel like I am being assimilated by the borg. <\/li>\n<li>My first song, titled &quot;We all work in Excel Spreadsheets&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/9SO3gM\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/9SO3gM<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Never tell me the odds. Present them to me instead as a colorful Excel pie chart. #badactionherodialogue <\/li>\n<li>I gotta stop working so that I can fill out a new tracking excel chart to gauge my efficiency and justify my existence, at my job..gulp! O_O <\/li>\n<li>I feel like an old person with technology when it comes to using Excel. I can&#8217;t even do the most simple things on it. <\/li>\n<li>Easier to Google for &quot;display or hide all zero values on a worksheet&quot; than invoke Help in Excel. Changed times for tech docs <\/li>\n<li>Can tell life is getting too hectic when you start thinking a spreadsheet will solve things&#8230;. <\/li>\n<li>Every once in a while Excel pivot tables do exactly what I want them do and I briefly take back every bad word about Microsoft. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel SUMIF Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions01.html\">Excel SUMIF Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sure, your brain knows that a spreadsheet can&#8217;t solve everything, but sometimes you try anyway &#8212; especially if it&#8217;s cold, or your feet hurt. Working on my film gear budget. Have decided that I&#8217;m in love with the Excel &quot;sumif&quot; function: &quot;NO&quot; &quot;MUST&quot; &quot;MAYBE&quot; &quot;NEXTLIFE&quot; I halped daughter with her IT homework in Excel by &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/06\/28\/excel-twitter-20100628\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100628&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=400"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}