{"id":402,"date":"2010-06-29T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-06-29T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/06\/29\/excel-twitter-20100629\/"},"modified":"2010-06-29T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-06-29T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100629","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/06\/29\/excel-twitter-20100629\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100629"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve felt those white walls caving in some days too.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>man this excel sheet is cramping my slacker style. how does this thing even work? turning out worse than my paperclip vending machine hook. <\/li>\n<li>ohh big boss is making a scene here. poor colleagues&#8230;.guess i better switch to my &quot;screensaver&quot; aka the excel sheet. naooooo! <\/li>\n<li>Staring at an Excel spreadsheet. In the office alone for 8 hours. No one to talk to. The white walls are caving in. <\/li>\n<li>is listening to the storm while working on some excel reports for work. Hope the electricity doesn&#8217;t go out! Hitting save repeatedly&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Psyching myself up to return to &quot;spreadsheet world&quot; tomorrow, envious of the travel bloggers I met this weekend. <\/li>\n<li>If the documentation for your API is in an excel spreadsheet, I don&#8217;t want it. <\/li>\n<li>Why does my CPU utilization redline and my EXCEL.exe memory usage spike to over 1 GB when all I&#8217;ve done is select a column? <\/li>\n<li>Just moved our #worldcup spreadsheet to the recycle bin <\/li>\n<li>You know it&#8217;s been a long, stupid Excel day when Doritos sound like a reasonable dinner substitute at 10:37pm. <\/li>\n<li>I keep quoting Lord of the Rings in my head this morning. Not sure why&#8230;\u201dFly you Fool\u201d is not relevant to my spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>Excel spreadsheet full of MI Data, you mock me with your complexity &amp; utter lack of elegance. I yearn for infographics overtaking excel <\/li>\n<li>You know Microsoft Office is complicated when you have to ask Google to figure out how to create an Excel chart in Excel 2007 #microsoft <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve felt those white walls caving in some days too. man this excel sheet is cramping my slacker style. how does this thing even work? turning out worse than my paperclip vending machine hook. ohh big boss is making a scene here. poor colleagues&#8230;.guess i better switch to my &quot;screensaver&quot; aka the excel sheet. naooooo! &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/06\/29\/excel-twitter-20100629\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100629&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}