{"id":4064,"date":"2020-03-06T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2020-03-06T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=4064"},"modified":"2020-03-05T11:04:41","modified_gmt":"2020-03-05T16:04:41","slug":"excel-tweets-roundup-20200306","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2020\/03\/06\/excel-tweets-roundup-20200306\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Tweets Roundup 20200306"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After a day of Excel work, do you rush home to play in Excel? Or are your arms too tired, after all the cutting and pasting? A spreadsheet assassin wouldn&#8217;t snivel about things like that!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets<\/h3>\n<p>Here are my favourite Excel tweets, from all the ones that I saw on Twitter this week.<\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Just learned how queries work in Excel and I am drunk with power<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dwigt Rortugal (@requiredreadin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/requiredreadin\/status\/1235294959693156360?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 4, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Created an <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/excel?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#excel<\/a> document today that I honestly think is possibly one of the best pieces of work I\u2019ve ever done. Lots of arrays, dynamic, ranges and lookups and it looks fantastic. It\u2019s geeky I know but I\u2019m proud of it.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Rory Pallister (@RoryPallister) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RoryPallister\/status\/1235340162617442307?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 4, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">8 PM. Time to go home. Forearms feel weirdly tired from a lot of alt-tabbing and cutting and pasting text. I really need to work on my Excel skills&#8230; ~_~<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Chris@Sekai Project (@sekaipro_chris) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sekaipro_chris\/status\/1235417581684547585?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 5, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I worked on both File and Multiplan. My job was to make them work well on 128kb (k, not m or g) RAM Macs.<\/p>\n<p>Most people don\u2019t know that Excel was also originally a Mac program. I worked on that too, doing the least appreciated feature, copy protection. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/k4pP6kn0wN\">https:\/\/t.co\/k4pP6kn0wN<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 jondevaan (@jondevaan) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jondevaan\/status\/1235392744333275137?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 5, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Seriously? Just froze Excel bc it freaked out when I wanted to add a row at the top. There&#8217;s not even a hundred rows, Excel. Quit sniveling and get to work!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 KDSarge Is a Little&#8230;Shrill (@KDSarge) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KDSarge\/status\/1235290798788358144?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 4, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">It&#8217;s amazing how much consulting and technical delivery work ultimately comes down to your skills with Excel &amp; PowerPoint. You can be a cloud rockstar but you&#8217;re cooked if you can&#8217;t rock data-filters &amp; pivot tables.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Bobby Allen (@ballen_clt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ballen_clt\/status\/1235415355268280322?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 5, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">all I do at work is listen to steely dan, do numbers in excel, think abt hot chip, and CRY<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 sop (@thatmehook) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thatmehook\/status\/1235369665242624000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 5, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Every day this boomer accountant comes into the coffee shop where I like to work and spends HOURS peering over a printed ledger of numbers and RAGING at his computer as we tries to wrangle them into a digital format. Might be time to take an Excel class.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Luke Renner (@LukeRenner) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LukeRenner\/status\/1235346533081591808?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 4, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\" data-cards=\"hidden\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I just finished an excel lab at school really fast to come home to work on my cross stitch excel like a nerd<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jen (@jenuinethirst) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jenuinethirst\/status\/1235365850233913344?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 5, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\" data-cards=\"hidden\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">2. THE SPREADSHEET ASSASSIN<\/p>\n<p>Tortures you into submission with version after version of an excel file packed with formulas, lookups and pivot tables.. until you just give them what they want in order to make them go away. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/bPNJQCPYd7\">pic.twitter.com\/bPNJQCPYd7<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 The Insanity of Procurement (@procurement_guy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/procurement_guy\/status\/1235115206570733569?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 4, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Beyond exhausted. Brain is fried.<\/p>\n<p>1500 products listed.<\/p>\n<p>At least 100-150 more.<\/p>\n<p>4500+ Prices now required.<\/p>\n<p>Best part though, I have Excel on my phone, which means&#8230;.I CAN WORK ON MY PHONE AT THE BAR! WINNER!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kunoros (@Whiskey_Khaos) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Whiskey_Khaos\/status\/1235387862633373696?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 5, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I don\u2019t like Excel-charts but I\u2019m learning to live with them. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/officethought?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#officethought<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Johanna J\u00e4rvensivu (@JJarvensivu) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JJarvensivu\/status\/1235507928292970496?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 5, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">To spice things up at work, so I don&#8217;t fall asleep, I tend to go through Excel sheets from the bottom to the top. This is how exciting my job is wow<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 S O I J A (@soyacacti) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/soyacacti\/status\/1235459675337838597?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 5, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">i would be so powerful if i knew how to work excel<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 brenna\u2070\u2077 (@personalovebot) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/personalovebot\/status\/1235453293070958594?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 5, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<h3>Excel Tweets Roundup<\/h3>\n<p>Thanks for reading this week&#8217;s Excel tweets roundup, and did you have a favourite?<\/p>\n<p>Excel queries make me drunk with power!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/exceltwitter20200306a.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0px currentcolor; display: inline; background-image: none;\" title=\"exceltwitter20200306a\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/exceltwitter20200306a_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"exceltwitter20200306a\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/exceltwitter20200306b.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: inline; background-image: none;\" title=\"Excel queries make me drunk with power!\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/exceltwitter20200306b_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"Excel queries make me drunk with power!\" width=\"400\" height=\"200\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>________________________________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After a day of Excel work, do you rush home to play in Excel? 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