{"id":407,"date":"2010-07-02T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-02T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/02\/excel-twitter-20100702\/"},"modified":"2010-07-02T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-07-02T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100702","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/02\/excel-twitter-20100702\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100702"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you use Excel to create your knitting patterns, you might wish that Excel used Perl instead of VBA. And I don&#8217;t know about you, but I figure that kid is up to no good! Who voluntarily extends their school day?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The Excel spreadsheet I need to print for a meeting in 10 minutes time is 134 pages &#8230; Ah. <\/li>\n<li>I built my running spreadsheet to calculate how many beers I can have that night \ud83d\ude09 #runforbeernotlife <\/li>\n<li>today will hopefully be a day of challenges like computer stuff. or intricate excel solutions. I love those. <\/li>\n<li>*stunned* The kid just called and voluntarily extended his school day. On top of that, he signed himself up to take an Excel class. \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Just had a crazy idea: a type chart that displays how effective an attack will be against all 493 Pokemon. If you need me, I&#8217;ll be in Excel. <\/li>\n<li>I ONLY HAVE 24 HOURS TO SAVE THE WORLD!&#8230; actually i only have 24 hours to finish a spreadsheet and a powerpoint but same thing <\/li>\n<li>Quite possibly may deserve a medal for over the phone talking my Dad through logging into his email, opening a spreadsheet &amp; printing it. <\/li>\n<li>I love excel, colored charts, and fun fonts almost as much as I love office supplies. I&#8217;m a total work nerd&#8230;lol <\/li>\n<li>oh, i finished my spreadsheet . It&#8217;s a thing of beauty (as long as the profit line is accurate)&#8230;Best just double check it&#8230;again&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Have spent the last couple of hours doing inventory on my yarn stash. Am now going to put all the details into a spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>wooo #brewers on the radio and i just dominated an excel problem&#8230;today is looking up. #nerd &amp; #baseball <\/li>\n<li>There has to be a way for me to skip all the excel + chart work here at the office. I.hate.numbers. <\/li>\n<li>oh dear god&#8230;my colleague has no idea how to use Excel told him to split the sheet..he&#8217;s like whaat? omg what did u do..now i have 2tables <\/li>\n<li>If only Excel used Perl as its scripting language&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>u know u&#8217;ve been working 4 too long when u find making an excel spreadsheet easier than writing on paper #WhateverHappened2MyLife #Work <\/li>\n<li>Never copy and paste a love song youtube video instead an excel sheet into an email for work&#8230;oops&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Pressing &lt;ctrl&gt;+Z in Excel 2010 causes application freeze. Not a good spreadsheet day. <\/li>\n<li>See I love using Excel. I&#8217;m all about the data, and excel helps because I hate the math associated with it. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you use Excel to create your knitting patterns, you might wish that Excel used Perl instead of VBA. And I don&#8217;t know about you, but I figure that kid is up to no good! Who voluntarily extends their school day? The Excel spreadsheet I need to print for a meeting in 10 minutes time &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/02\/excel-twitter-20100702\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100702&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=407"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}