{"id":410,"date":"2010-07-06T00:03:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-06T04:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/06\/excel-twitter-20100706\/"},"modified":"2010-07-06T00:03:00","modified_gmt":"2010-07-06T04:03:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100706","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/06\/excel-twitter-20100706\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100706"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&quot;There&#8217;s no crying in spreadsheets!&quot; Well, I think that&#8217;s what Tom Hanks said in &quot;A League of Their Own.&quot; Anyway, a frozen computer would be very refreshing on a hot day like this.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Microsoft XL: &quot;I&#8217;ve assumed you&#8217;d like to print your simple 2 column spreadsheet sprayed randomly over 8 empty pages of A4. Is that OK?&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Read my latest post about the product of a messy night between Andy Warhol and Microsoft Excel <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/bEfwxW\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/bEfwxW<\/a><\/li>\n<li>ah just finished the spreadsheet with 15 minutes to spare! (: <\/li>\n<li>Hmm it seems that accidentally pasting a 5mb spreadsheet table into an email is a good way to freeze a computer&#8230; #gah <\/li>\n<li>Back to my desk. Earphone installed. Winamp played. Spreadsheet opened. On your mark, get set, Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. <\/li>\n<li>I never thought I would see the day when it would be more efficient and useful to edit a 5000 line spreadsheet online than in a local app. <\/li>\n<li>Managing to procrastinate by using Format Cells in Excel to tidy up my messy spreadsheet. What is wrong with my brain today? <\/li>\n<li>The new MBA spends more time prototyping (photoshop, omnigraffle, etc) than modeling (excel). canvas &gt; spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>Every chapter in my spreadsheet textbk so far has given instructions on how to open Excel. You&#8217;ve got problems if you can&#8217;t do that by Ch 5. <\/li>\n<li>First time I do some hard core excel spreadsheets work in a long time&#8230;my fingers are rusty! <\/li>\n<li>thank goodness for the internets&#8230; my work is making excel cry, so I can kill time here while it&#8217;s calculating cells \ud83d\ude1b <\/li>\n<li>Mother in law just got her own computer. Wants to buy Excel to keep a log of her digital photos. \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>It is not supposed to, but hacking into my old excel pivot table reports actually feels refreshing and productive. <\/li>\n<li>I think when I told my boss I don&#8217;t know how to use Excel, she thought i meant &quot;I&#8217;m totally pro and can do whatever it is you want me to&quot; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&quot;There&#8217;s no crying in spreadsheets!&quot; Well, I think that&#8217;s what Tom Hanks said in &quot;A League of Their Own.&quot; Anyway, a frozen computer would be very refreshing on a hot day like this. Microsoft XL: &quot;I&#8217;ve assumed you&#8217;d like to print your simple 2 column spreadsheet sprayed randomly over 8 empty pages of A4. Is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/06\/excel-twitter-20100706\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100706&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-410","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/410","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=410"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/410\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}