{"id":411,"date":"2010-07-07T00:03:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-07T04:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/07\/excel-twitter-20100707\/"},"modified":"2010-07-07T00:03:00","modified_gmt":"2010-07-07T04:03:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100707","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/07\/excel-twitter-20100707\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100707"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, it was back to work after the holiday weekend, and there was a bit of whining and moaning in the Excel tweets. And I was on mega-fire too, but it was due to the soaring temperatures, not my Excel report-making skills.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Today I learnt how to combine 2 charts together in excel <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/cpigbm\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/cpigbm<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>sigh. the worst commute days are when I forget my laptop. 4 hours of staring at some bald guy reading a excel spreadsheet: engage! <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;d like to know why my boss is constitutionally incapable of formatting an Excel file correctly. He&#8217;s on a Mac, I&#8217;m on a Mac. <\/li>\n<li>Why would you send out a spreadsheet all colourful like a rainbow when we aren&#8217;t allowed to print it out in colour? DUMBASS! <\/li>\n<li>I have a new 5-year plan! I love it! Its exciting! Its colour-coded on Excel, coz being a control freak is cool <\/li>\n<li>We&#8217;ve just had a &#8216;Yes Minister&#8217; moment: &quot;can I please have a spreadsheet showing all the spreadsheets we have.&quot; Shakes head and sighs. <\/li>\n<li>I can&#8217;t remember how to do a pivot table on a pc. Guess that&#8217;s a sign I need to get a new mac for home. <\/li>\n<li>Awesome day. Just closed an Excel file after an hour of work without saving it. THINK BEFORE YOU PRESS &quot;NO&quot;! <\/li>\n<li>Wait, is a pivot table just Excel-speak for &quot;group by&quot; ? <\/li>\n<li>Yes, I think I just worked 14 hours on a holiday! It&#8217;s okay, though, I was on excel-spreadsheet-report-making-mega-fire! <\/li>\n<li>i hate microsoft. Trying to create a chart from data in excel is like trying to get George Lucas to stop ruining his movies. <\/li>\n<li>can&#8217;t i have another holiday day? i don&#8217;t wanna get up early and spend the morning with a spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Ali is wearing an excel chart showing her affection levels for each of the guys. #bachelorette <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m so into statistics. I used to keep an excel spreadsheet of all my clothes, including belts and socks and accessories with a ton of info <\/li>\n<li>I use my Outlook calendar combined with an Excel spreadsheet. Not cute, but serviceable <\/li>\n<li>Work &amp; Expression: A LONG ROW TO HOE (tarefa dif\u00edcil e demorada) Ex: Working with Excel sheets are always LONG ROW TO HOE #ingles <\/li>\n<li>excel i love you, but you&#8217;re bringing me down&#8230; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, it was back to work after the holiday weekend, and there was a bit of whining and moaning in the Excel tweets. And I was on mega-fire too, but it was due to the soaring temperatures, not my Excel report-making skills. Today I learnt how to combine 2 charts together in excel http:\/\/bit.ly\/cpigbm sigh. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/07\/excel-twitter-20100707\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100707&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=411"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}