{"id":413,"date":"2010-07-09T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-09T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/09\/excel-twitter-20100709\/"},"modified":"2010-07-09T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-07-09T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100709","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/09\/excel-twitter-20100709\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100709"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It must be the heat &#8212; Excel is making people cry, laugh, eat, pull teeth, and even talk to their parents. Now that&#8217;s a powerful program!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Sometimes I believe most that &quot;I&#8217;m a poet&quot; when I am working on a spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m having a high noon style standoff with an Excel spreadsheet full of numbers and dollar signs and names. The spreadsheet&#8217;s winning. <\/li>\n<li>This is getting ridiculous. I have to compose a frigging spreadsheet to present to my parents comparing the places to buying an iMac! <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;d very much like to leave work soon, but Excel doesn&#8217;t want to make the graphs I want to see. #ihatespreadsheets <\/li>\n<li>Thank you internets for answering my Excel formula question before any of the finance gurus at work could. <\/li>\n<li>&#8216;Tick tock, on the clock, But the party don&#8217;t stop, no&#8217;: why does working on Excel trigger R&amp;B tracks in my head? P-diddy Pivot tables! <\/li>\n<li>Shouldn&#8217;t Excel be called &#8216;Number&#8217;? Stupid inconsistent MS nomenclature <\/li>\n<li>Excel is SO 2007 with it&#8217;s pie charts &amp; graphs&#8230; time to step up to &quot;infographics&quot;!! Lookin good!<a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/bWa5yR\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/bWa5yR<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Seriously&#8230;that was really easy. Making a chart in excel? Why did that make me cry before? <\/li>\n<li>New Post Strange flashing of windows icons &#8211; Bug in Excel 2010? <a href=\"http:\/\/is.gd\/djP12\">http:\/\/is.gd\/djP12<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Reading and editing Excel charts makes me hungry! <\/li>\n<li>&lt;sigh&gt; you&#8217;d think with Excel as the BI front end tool ala power pivot it would play nicer with SSIS by now <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve turned into an Excel whiz who derives a twisted pleasure from creating pretty charts and graphs. Pretty tragic. <\/li>\n<li>I had a macro running in Excel and everything was fine and then all the sudden it decided it hates me and doesn&#8217;t want to work anymore. <\/li>\n<li>Two and one quarter hours of work left&#8230;oh how I can look so involved w\/ Excel for that amount of time \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>If by &quot;spreadsheet&quot; you mean MS Excel, then I&#8217;m totally with you. I&#8217;d rather pull one of my own teeth than work in Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Ah, sweet granola bar that hiding in my desk drawer&#8230;you&#8217;re the processed sugar bomb that will get me through this excel spreadsheet! <\/li>\n<li>He can&#8217;t even check if an Excel spreadsheet is accurate. Personally, I blame the education system. <\/li>\n<li>that&#8217;s nothing, I just got index and match to work instead of vlookup in excel&#8230; I clapped and laughed <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"PowerPivot for Excel 2010\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.contextures.com\/archives\/2009\/11\/30\/drill-into-data-with-powerpivot\/\">PowerPivot for Excel 2010<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It must be the heat &#8212; Excel is making people cry, laugh, eat, pull teeth, and even talk to their parents. Now that&#8217;s a powerful program! Sometimes I believe most that &quot;I&#8217;m a poet&quot; when I am working on a spreadsheet. I&#8217;m having a high noon style standoff with an Excel spreadsheet full of numbers &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/09\/excel-twitter-20100709\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100709&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=413"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}