{"id":414,"date":"2010-07-10T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-10T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/10\/20100710-excel-twitter\/"},"modified":"2010-07-10T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-07-10T04:02:00","slug":"20100710-excel-twitter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/10\/20100710-excel-twitter\/","title":{"rendered":"20100710 Excel Twitter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you run into that Firefox problem, when trying to download from the Microsoft site? I can&#8217;t count the times it&#8217;s happened to me!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>What a day! 9am to 5pm in one place&#8230;.all I saw were slides and excel sheets! <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s the one skill I kept from those days. Did you know you can add drop shadows to Excel charts? <\/li>\n<li>tried to download an excel template from Microsoft, foolishly forgetting that I was using Firefox, so of course download didn&#8217;t work <\/li>\n<li>Why there isn&#8217;t any single universal programming language!!! Took almost 12 hours to migrate one code snippet from Excel VBA to SQL Server.. <\/li>\n<li>If u work in a stupid office u should know how to use stupid excel, I don&#8217;t care how old you are or what u do. <\/li>\n<li>Working on data visuals (&quot;cartoons,&quot; as my boss calls it), i.e. charts &amp; graphs, for a presentation. My unfamiliarity w\/ Excel is astounding <\/li>\n<li>Dear menu writers: prices like 24.0 don&#8217;t impress me. They make me think you don&#8217;t know how to work Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Exactly!! We can&#8217;t afford something super intense like Visio, but I am getting tired of trying to force Excel to do stuff like this <\/li>\n<li>Damn. Friends are using Google to figure out the math quiz excel sheet I sent. STUPID CHEATERS! \ud83d\ude1b <\/li>\n<li>Why do the Excel default colours make my spreadsheet look like Blanche&#8217;s house in The Golden Girls? <\/li>\n<li>am I a nerd for enjoying building Pivot Tables in Excel? <\/li>\n<li>My dad gets Excel jumping through hoops. Me? I get it raising its eyebrow and notifying me that I&#8217;m stupid. *Sobs!* <\/li>\n<li>Microsoft Excel: the methodical way to analyse your enemies. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you run into that Firefox problem, when trying to download from the Microsoft site? I can&#8217;t count the times it&#8217;s happened to me! What a day! 9am to 5pm in one place&#8230;.all I saw were slides and excel sheets! It&#8217;s the one skill I kept from those days. Did you know you can add &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/10\/20100710-excel-twitter\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;20100710 Excel Twitter&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=414"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}