{"id":418,"date":"2010-07-15T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-15T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/15\/excel-twitter-20100715\/"},"modified":"2010-07-15T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-07-15T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100715","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/15\/excel-twitter-20100715\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100715"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You must have to be young, to be &quot;gangster&quot;. I can barely see the Excel sheet when it&#8217;s zoomed to 80%.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>OH: we have a google spreadsheet to keep track of who is the biggest jerk in the office. 1 point for a jerk out burst. <\/li>\n<li>So, Microsoft, my hard-won pivot table in Excel 2007 won&#8217;t refresh You want me to create the table anew each day? I scoff. Waste of a week! <\/li>\n<li>actually managed to fix someone else&#8217;s excel problem today! OMG!!! <\/li>\n<li>I am growing weary of creating Excel column charts. Am starting to add strange colors and fills to entertain myself. <\/li>\n<li>has to admit. There is something very #gangster abt working #spreadsheet at 50% scale. Very #gangster <\/li>\n<li>Giddy with joy at discovering Excel&#8217;s &quot;manual calculation&quot; option. Ahhhhhhh&#8230;.. Control over monstrous recalcuating times. <\/li>\n<li>I think business colleges should host Excel spreadsheet\/workbook etiquette courses instead of dining&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>And huzzah! after a month of waiting, i finally got my dual monitor set up at work! now i can have excel on one screen and code on the other <\/li>\n<li>Room full of people just &quot;ooohed&quot; over learning the concatenate function in Excel. I love it. <\/li>\n<li>Temping at an office. Spent whole day on Excel spreadsheet and now see entire world in formatted grids. Medical term: Excel Format Disorder <\/li>\n<li>I guess I shouldn&#8217;t be surprised that &quot;10&quot; comes before &quot;9&quot; in Excel. We are not all comp sci nerds that count 00, 01, 02, 03&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>As close as I&#8217;ll ever be to operating in the Stone Age. Tables and charts in Word. Come on &#8211; Excel is on your computer for a reason people!! <\/li>\n<li>At this time of night, when in Dublin, I should not be sitting in front of an excel spreadsheet&#8230;! <\/li>\n<li>my boss asked me for help cause he broke the excel file i made yesterday and i fixed in 10 sec! feel like a superwoman now <\/li>\n<li>I hate when I have this awesome idea to do something in Excel and I can&#8217;t get it to work. Grrrrrrr! <\/li>\n<li>My co-worker doesn&#8217;t &quot;know&quot; how to use Excel so she wants me to create a spreadsheet for her&#8230;cute..but no&#8230;we aren&#8217;t on the same payroll. <\/li>\n<li>Needs to get on with design work today, I&#8217;m not sure I have my creative head on though. Someone get me a spreadsheet pronto. <\/li>\n<li>Was going nuta trying to find an Excel Worksheet I was working on last night, when I realized &quot;last night&quot; means home laptop, not work&#8217;s. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You must have to be young, to be &quot;gangster&quot;. I can barely see the Excel sheet when it&#8217;s zoomed to 80%. OH: we have a google spreadsheet to keep track of who is the biggest jerk in the office. 1 point for a jerk out burst. So, Microsoft, my hard-won pivot table in Excel 2007 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/15\/excel-twitter-20100715\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100715&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=418"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}